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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

9. Ask People What Gender They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go"

11. Sing Along At The Opera.

12. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.

13. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

14. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

15. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling name, Rock Hard.

16. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

i really cant remeber who or where i got this from, it might even have ben here, i just have a few saved on my computer, and i like to dust them off once in a while as you can see, in making up for the fact i a) don't want to study and b) have missed posting on ppt

lol they're actually quite funny I've seen one or two of them before, but the zoo one is great!

Haha, I've seen this a couple of times, but I still find it funny. I'd love to do the coffee one to a few of my friends...

I promised I would try number 1, but I can steal my mom 's hair dyer wihout her noticing. Oh well!

I did something similar to #3

Me and a friend held a big contest at my school. (It was a mini version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire?)

She was the host, I wrote the question.

The million dollar question was 'Do you want fries with that?'

And whatever they answered, the correct answer was the opposite, but always because 'Fries are the ultimate weapon of mass consumption.'

LOL Thats really funny!

Well i tried that once and people just didn't think it was funny after a while

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.


Made me laugh out loud!

That is the true way to stay insane. I love them .... they're really funny and cool.!!!!!

*tries the zoo one*

Edit: I was sued by the Denver zoo.

Just kidding! Hope I scared you there. The zoo one is really tempting though...

lol, that was funny

Ok, must try those in the future. Would you like fries with that?

i just tried 3 and 6 XD

Oh I'm gonna send this to my friends!

me and a friend did this, for 3 weeks at school, okay at school isn't too bad, but then we went to camp, and then there was 6 of us who all linked arms and then tried to get through a door...

um the door was only big enough to let one person through at a time..

but not yet in public, well actually i have, but if you are in school uniform, people tend to forgive you *but you get the occasional weird look*