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 Post subject: Tounge Twisters
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:59 pm 
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Say it REALLY FAST:

One smart fellow he felt smart,
Two smart fellows they felt smart,
Three smart fellows they all felt smart!

lol It's hilarious :roflol:

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 6:29 pm 
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.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:
Say it REALLY FAST:

One smart fellow he felt smart,
Two smart fellows they felt smart,
Three smart fellows they all felt smart!

lol It's hilarious :roflol:
hahahahahahhaa that's just too hilarious

"they smelt fart" xD

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Me and my sister love that one :D

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That is...mean

This one cracks my drama teacher up

she ALWAYS makes us do it for warm-ups before a performance.

She is a sheet slitt, she slits sheets
She is the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet
There are some others, too....

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That is...mean

This one cracks my drama teacher up

she ALWAYS makes us do it for warm-ups before a performance.

She is a sheet slitt, she slits sheets
She is the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet
There are some others, too....


Are you supposed to end up saying a bad word at the end? Because that's what happened to me.

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I said it and my mom got mad....because I said it outloud. I showed it to my mom and she did the same :P

Then she wasn't mad anymore

(the sheet one)

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Black Bugs Blood

Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

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Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

I've heard the last one but not the first that one's hard ^__^

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Black Bugs Blood

Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Answer: A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood 'cause a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

I've heard the last one but not the first that one's hard ^__^



I couldn't even say it twice.

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Scary... I can do them all...

How about...

Bettie Botter Bought some Butter
But she said this Butter's Bitter
If I put it in my Batter
It will make my Batter Bitter
So she Bought some Better Butter
Better than her Bittter Butter
And she put it in her Batter
And her Batter was not Bitter
So 'twas Better Betty Botter
Bought a Bit of Better Butter

Say it really fast... It's fun!
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JellyFish72 wrote:
Scary... I can do them all...

How about...

Bettie Botter Bought some Butter
But she said this Butter's Bitter
If I put it in my Batter
It will make my Batter Bitter
So she Bought some Better Butter
Better than her Bittter Butter
And she put it in her Batter
And her Batter was not Bitter
So 'twas Better Betty Botter
Bought a Bit of Better Butter

Say it really fast... It's fun!

THAT is hard! So hard I'm scared...

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.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:
JellyFish72 wrote:
Scary... I can do them all...

How about...

Bettie Botter Bought some Butter
But she said this Butter's Bitter
If I put it in my Batter
It will make my Batter Bitter
So she Bought some Better Butter
Better than her Bittter Butter
And she put it in her Batter
And her Batter was not Bitter
So 'twas Better Betty Botter
Bought a Bit of Better Butter

Say it really fast... It's fun!

THAT is hard! So hard I'm scared...


That reminds me of one of my favorite Dr. Seuss poems..A piddle paddle battle in a puddle in a bottle on a poodle eating noodles? it's much longer, let's see if I can find it...

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Let's have a little talk about tweetle beetles....

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

AND...

Now wait a minute, Mr. Socks Fox!

When a fox is in the bottle where the tweetle beetles battle
with their paddles in a puddle on a noodle-eating poodle,
THIS is what they call...

...a tweetle beetle noodle poodle bottled paddled
muddled duddled fuddled wuddled fox in socks, sir!

Fox in socks, our game is done, sir.
Thank you for a lot of fun, sir.


Haha. A muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle!
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I read this one:

King Canote cannot k-nit
K-nit canote cannot
King Canote cannot k-nit
K-nit canote cannot

Say it fast!

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"Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers" is dangerous to try saying 5 times fast. If you're a minor, beware of groundings/soap/etc.

On a lighter note (and without hazardous consequences), my favorite stealth tongue twister is "Red leather, yellow leather." Looking at it, it doesn't appear to be a tongue twister; even reading it aloud once, it seems fine -- but saying it 5 times fast is not easy.

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"Pleasant Valley Pheasant Pluckers" is dangerous to try saying 5 times fast. If you're a minor, beware of groundings/soap/etc.

Lol that's old but it's still one of the best :)

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