20 ways to confuse Trick-or-Treaters

Jenna! · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:04 pm

20 WAYS TO CONFUSE TRICK-OR-TREATERS

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!" Act like it's a surprise party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away coloured eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.

18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

Raven Poet · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:10 pm

Those are so funny! I read them out loud to my sister and we were laughing so much!

The only problem is, you could get arrested for doing #18...

I liked #3, #7 and #17. Teehee, what fun! :lol:

.:Requiem:. · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:10 pm

HAhaha!

Can't wait till Halloween :evil:

Twilight · **Posted:** Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:21 pm

Ha Ha Ha!!!! OMG those are so good. I like the marble and dead fish ones.
:roflol:

Urthdigger · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:26 am

Zega wrote:

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

Heehee, I like that one.

21: Hide a mousetrap in the candy bowl.

Wolven Spirits · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:05 am

haha, XDD those are hilarious!!! :roflol:

*dies laughing*

Ledi · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:33 pm

#22 Be from Australia, where it's not safe to trick-or-treat and nobody does it.

...I wanna t-or-t dangnabbit. It looks like fun. >.<;;

Shifty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:50 pm

Those were great!

Quote:

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

This one made me laugh out loud

I wish Halloween was celebrated here

Wind · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:02 pm

23. Start going trick-or-treating in Italy, where nobody else does it and you'll probably be considered a madman.

[angel] · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 3:09 pm

Those are great...reminds me of that '60 Things To Do In An Elevator' thing

Fiddelysquat · **Posts:** 2476 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 9:18 pm

Answer the door in your underwear with trousers tied around your head and ask if anybody's seen your pants.

Amethyst · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:16 pm

XD! And guess what? It's AMMY'S job to hand out candy this year! :evil:

Twinkle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:18 pm

Hehehe! They're funny! I might try a few myself!

I'd love to live in America where kids only ask for sweets! Over here in Britian you get 16 year olds putting their heads inside their jumpers as a "costume", begging for money. If you say "trick", they put a knife to your throat. What fun.

Asthaloth · **Posts:** 4282 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 4:48 am

Twinkle wrote:

Hehehe! They're funny! I might try a few myself!

I'd love to live in America where kids only ask for sweets! Over here in Britian you get 16 year olds putting their heads inside their jumpers as a "costume", begging for money. If you say "trick", they put a knife to your throat. What fun.

dont forget arriving a week early too.
hence, im keeping ma axe handy this year.

rei · **Posted:** Tue Oct 26, 2004 9:33 pm

Zega wrote:

20 WAYS TO CONFUSE TRICK-OR-TREATERS

1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!" Act like it's a surprise party.

5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.

6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.

7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.

8. When you answer the door, hold up one candy bar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"

9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and run around the house, screaming until they go away.

10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.

11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.

12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.

13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.

14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.

15. Instead of candy, give away coloured eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M's and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don't have any candy.

18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of aspirin.

19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you're finished.

I loved them all lol i especially like the pumpkin one.

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