Complete The Sentence - You know you've had too much Neopets

[Shoyru_Lover]

For a neohumor section on PPT ^_^

Complete The Sentence - You know you've had too much Neopets when...

Here's my addition: You know you've had too much Neopets when you paint your dog spotted and insist on calling it Lupe.

[flumpy]

You know you've had too much Neopets when you walk into a real bank and ask to take out 500 neopoints

[Shoyru_Lover]

You know you've had too much Neopets when you walk into a real bank and ask to take out 500 neopoints

omg lol that's hilarious

[Xandra]

When you tell your mother 'But muuum, this only costs fifty Neopoints!'

When you do your homework Neopets-style. "A Lupe give eighteen Acaras ninety green jellies from Jelly World. If each Acara is able to eat three jellies from Jelly World before it's bloated, how many jellies will be left over, if all Acaras become bloated?" (None, Jelly World doesn't exist, so there wouldn't have been any jellies in the first place)

You insist on naming your new turtle 'glittergurl23212943'.

You take glittergurl23212943 to your local Martial Arts school, in an attempt to raise his 'stats'.

You took rocks to the school as payment. When the instructor refused to accept them or teach glittergurl23212943, you chucked them at his head, but then ran back and retrieved them, fretting about how much money your precious 'codestones' are worth.

You paint glittergurl23212943 Royal Girl. You gush about how cute your ickle Aisha (you've glued furry ears and a tail onto his shell) looks, ignoring how he cannot move with all the clothing and faux-fur he's wearing. It's not your fault the painted-on costume looked so icky on his shell! Paint was so last year.

After glittergurl23212943's death, you are in denial, insisting 'but that's impossible! So what if I haven't fed my ickle sweetums baby boy for a month! He's immortal, duh.' You consider sending a report to TNT, telling them that a nasty scammer stole your real-life-Neopet.

Whenever you get a cold, you mope about for days on end, sobbing about how you've been frozen. When you feel better, you write TNT a letter thanking them for 'de-frosting [you]'.

(That's all for now. And haha, yes, 'glittergurl23212943', I've decided, is a male turtle. Yay for cross-dressing turtles. )

One more:

-When you've contributed to this.

[Hunter Lupe]

... when you've completed NQ and NQ2 without maps on INSANE difficulty more than once.
(not to be confused with general insanity, which is when you complete one of the games on INSANE without maps just once)

[Vertigo]

...when you are doing better at real life stock market investing because "It's just like Neopet's economy! Stupid false inflators nearly tricked me into buying that stock. It's not worth that much, though."

[The Wonder Weezel]

You know you've had too much Neopets when your Neomail is a priority over your'e email.

You know when you've had too much Neopets when your day consists of: Get out of bed, put your feet on the floor, sit up to the computer, put your feet on the floor, get into bed.

You know you're had too much Neopets when you ask your mom to make glowing jelly and tigersquash corndogs for supper.

You know you've had too much Neopets when your friends laugh at your for referring to dung and asparagus too much.

You know you've had too much Neopets if you feet your neopet before your dog or cat.

You know you've had too much Neopets when a kid at school swears and you run off to report them.

You know you've had too much Neopets if you stalk Adam Powell.

You know you've had too much Neopets if when you are wrapping up time on Neopets, you can collect your daily's for a second time.

You know you've had too much Neopets if you make a "You know you've had too much Neopets when..." poll.

Last edited by The Wonder Weezel on Fri Jun 04, 2004 11:14 pm, edited 3 times in total.

[Johnnydontgo]

You set your own curfew for Saturday nights because "the snowager will be asleep at midnight!"

[quicksilvery1pore]

...when you insist on getting your pet gerbil a petpet.
...when you think that your itchy head is caused by mootix.
...when you examine the floor carefully, hoping to find some neopoints.
...when you dump your cellphone and use the Glophone.
...when you go trekking in search of the money tree.
...when you hire a jet to look for Faerieland.

[Boardin' Dan]

...when you give food to weird creatures hoping for information about peoples deaths

[Shifty]

... When you put a cape on a pea, stick it to another pea, and say 'Thats my 69 avatar!'

[vit]

when you going to mcdonald shop and want the daily giveaway!

[tomatie]

...when you spell 'fairy' like 'faerie' and 'cow' like 'kau' :wink:
...when you buy discounted items in shops because you can make a huge profit of it
...when you call your cats Kadoatie, Meowclops, Wocky and Aisha

[Boardin' Dan]

...when you spell 'fairy' like 'faerie' and 'cow' like 'kau' :wink:
...when you buy discounted items in shops because you can make a huge profit of it
...when you call your cats Kadoatie, Meowclops, Wocky and Aisha

.....I do sometimes mispell fairy as faerie......

[Matt]

The actual proper spelling should be faerie, its just ridiculous English linguists recently, in the last 200 years, turned it into fairy. Pah...

...when you argue that Neopets is always right.

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