I remember stumbling across a beautifully illustrated pet lookup for a white ixi, only they interpreted their pet as a version of the Jack of Hearts along with the poem about him stealing the queen's tarts. I just can't quite remember what his name was, and bookmarks on the neopets toolbar get erased every so often, so I was hoping someone here knows who I'm talking about.
Oh, everyone thinks I'm crazy, just 'cause I try to warn people about the face-sucking aliens headed for Earth. Yeah, laugh now, have your face sucked off later. When the aliens come, I'll be the only one left with a face, and I'll be using that face to laugh at all of you, even though I'll be sad.