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I shall, in the tradition of some people on the old Star Wars topic, review the Star Wars films.

4 - Used to be my favourite. Can't see why, really... but it's still good. It's the only one you can watch that doesn't leave you searching frantically for all the others... on a school night. It actually has (sorta) an ending. AND I actually like most of the acting... plus... and intro to throat-crushing!

5 - Probably my favourite now. Needless to say it's the darkest of the five so far. More throat-crushing, Vader has awesome lines, and I have just recently learned how to imitate Mark Hammil's scream! (Which I swear I shall put into a movie as an in-joke.)

6 - It's very close with 5. GOOD ENDING, I don't care what anybeast else says, the Ewoks were fine! And Luke just acts so... awesome... and I cry, man.

and then... the New and Unimproved Star Warses.

1. KILL IT NOW. This movie was AWFUL! As the all-famous (not really) JerryTheFrog said:
Anakin: Are you an angel?
Padme: No. Are you a bad actor?
Anakin: Of course! Can'tcha tell?!

And...

Anakin: What are midichlorians?
Qui-gon: They're George Lucas' way of destroying the mystical quality surrounding The Force.

Enough said. I DID like Watto, but that was about it.

2. Better than one, anyway. WAAY too much romance... blugh. Sand? Errg. We NEED a better editor for these scripts. I Loved the monsters, but one thing - all the technology is more advanced than stuff in the originals. Sure, that's explainable in the real world, but not the Star Wars continuity thing! Anyhows... I LOVED the animals. Lovelovelove. Expecially the green mantis thing with the warbly voice... though the rat-tiger was fun too. The stupid jokes made me want to reach through the screen and throttle C-3PO... agh.

3 - Looks like it'll be pretty good! But... ya never know... so did Dragonheart 2.