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Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:50 pm

CrewWolf wrote:I HATE THOSE STUPID FANTA COMMERCIALS with those STUPID singing women and the...the...stupid....adgma;hga. Its the most freaking annoying commercial I've ever had the misfortune to see. It makes my blood boil with rage and make me want to commit illegal acts of violence. Its one of those few commercials that make me want to never buy their product again. No exaggeration. I was at the supermarket the other day, saw a Fanta, and a nearly screamed when the song started playing in my head.

Kill Fanta. KILL. Arg. Blood vessel...throbbing...


My dad has a free to air satellite, and we're on Spanish (Mexico to be exact) TV station...they have that commercial. IN SPANISH. *blood drains*

Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:41 pm

Ugh. Any comercials that have either singing, scantily clad women, people yelling ueber loudly, or sounding like it's very very forced just annoy me.

... I just noticed how often comercials come on.

It's like..


Person1: GASP! You're alive!
person2: YES! I'M ALIVE!

*Fade to black*
<Insert 20 comercials here, for like 5 minutes>

*fade back to show*

Person1: OH! I NEVER THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE ALIEV!
PERSON2: WOW. YOU DIDN'T?

*fade to black*

<Insert 20 comercials here, for like 5 minutes>

*fade to show, and repeat :D*

--

It's like half of shows are all comercials! >OO

Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:47 pm

I HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE the adverts for KFC. All except the one "Sandra, Can I have a bite?""NOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo-no"

Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:27 am

I hate those stupid Midol commercials.
There's a group of friends and one asks the other
"*gasp* you're wearing a bikini on your period?"
"Don't you have bloating and blah blah blah?"
What a load of bull!
Every girl here knows why ANY woman would be asking another why the heck they're wearing a bikini while on their period and it aint b/c of bloating or any of the lame things they list. :roll:

But the part that really irks me is the end....
Where the bikini girl says something stupid like "How about something sweet" or something along those lines and then the stupid friends come back saying
"Oh yeah! She's menstrual!"
Who the heck says menstrual???
UUUGH I hate that commercial with a passion.

Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:33 pm

Voiping with Vonage. Stupid internet phone company, the commercial is on at least once every commercial break on some channels. It's really annoying.
There are even banners for it on Neopets.

Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:11 pm

Shollia wrote:I hate those stupid Midol commercials.
There's a group of friends and one asks the other
"*gasp* you're wearing a bikini on your period?"
"Don't you have bloating and blah blah blah?"
What a load of bull!
Every girl here knows why ANY woman would be asking another why the heck they're wearing a bikini while on their period and it aint b/c of bloating or any of the lame things they list. :roll:

But the part that really irks me is the end....
Where the bikini girl says something stupid like "How about something sweet" or something along those lines and then the stupid friends come back saying
"Oh yeah! She's menstrual!"
Who the heck says menstrual???
UUUGH I hate that commercial with a passion.


Yus. I hate those commercials too. *knocks out the women*

I hate drug commercials too. I think Teen Titans did a parody of it once on Don't Touch That Dial!. (Can't remember the real name)

Dyl wrote:Voiping with Vonage. Stupid internet phone company, the commercial is on at least once every commercial break on some channels. It's really annoying.
There are even banners for it on Neopets.


You try being a Voip subscriber and having to live with those commercials. n_n

Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:09 pm

"I'm your venus, I'm your fire, your desire."

If I wanted my razor to talk to me, I'd be in a straight jacket right now.

And if you hate the Midol commercials, go dig one up for Playtex. That one with the dancing blonde chick seriously made me want to murder someone for reasons unknown.

And I'm not even going into the one where there's a leak in a boat and this lady just pulls out a Playtex product and fixes the leak with it. :roll:

Fri Jul 08, 2005 8:53 pm

I detest that Bernard Matthews wafer thin Turkey Ham advert...

The tune at the end gets me, it's so... pathetic ;)

Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:11 am

This creeeeepy corn puffs commercial where this creepy guy is like "That sweet puff crunch is tight like my limosine. Its a puffs thing, sweet crunchy bling bling."

O_o

And those diabetes testing supplies with that old guy with the big mustash.

Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:16 pm

DM was on fire! wrote:
CrewWolf wrote:I HATE THOSE STUPID FANTA COMMERCIALS with those STUPID singing women and the...the...stupid....adgma;hga. Its the most freaking annoying commercial I've ever had the misfortune to see. It makes my blood boil with rage and make me want to commit illegal acts of violence. Its one of those few commercials that make me want to never buy their product again. No exaggeration. I was at the supermarket the other day, saw a Fanta, and a nearly screamed when the song started playing in my head.

Kill Fanta. KILL. Arg. Blood vessel...throbbing...


My dad has a free to air satellite, and we're on Spanish (Mexico to be exact) TV station...they have that commercial. IN SPANISH. *blood drains*


Oh jeez...don't get me started x__o

Sun Jul 10, 2005 4:55 pm

We have a local car commercial where Car Salesmen are in a parking lot, and there are fake waves sploshing on the bottom of the screen and they make really stupid fish puns.

Sun Jul 10, 2005 5:05 pm

Sakura wrote:We have a local car commercial where Car Salesmen are in a parking lot, and there are fake waves sploshing on the bottom of the screen and they make really stupid fish puns.


Haven't seen that one on WSB yet. XD

Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:19 pm

The clover advert, they say how good the flavour and blah. Then there's an elderly women, and there's like 1/2 inch of butter on her sandwhich. It's like "Well duh, of course you can taste it! You have enough to feed a family!

The Birdseye advert. I don't trust food that advertises itself as incompetent.

"A is for... B is for... D is for..." Where the hell is C?

I don't think these air in america, just Britain.

Sun Jul 10, 2005 6:40 pm

There's this new underwear commercial with the fruit people, and the apple is singing about this kid and says something like,"And even though his hamster died.. *something I can't understand* But you can't ignore his underweaaar~". It bugs me 'cause my hamster just died. :/

Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:48 pm

Sakura wrote:We have a local car commercial where Car Salesmen are in a parking lot, and there are fake waves sploshing on the bottom of the screen and they make really stupid fish puns.


Oh, I have the MOMMA of all lame local commercials! It's for this "Super Used Car" lot (the acronym of which sounds suspiciously like "suck"), and this old fat guy is dressed in superman spandex (*groan*). He's "flying through the air" telling you about Super Savings! They obviously put him on a green screen with a fan going to blow back his cape, because the sky behind him looks like the generic Windows desktop background and you can see where his gut is pressed flat from lying on the floor. :roflol:
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