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Horrible book covers

Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:38 am

Post the most awful book covers you've ever seen here. I'll start us off with the lovely Danish version of Tamora Pierce's "Magic Steps":

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Discuss.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 4:44 am

Ew.


Practically any romance novel cover is terrible. It's always the same 2 figures in a passionate embrace, looking cheesy.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:52 am

Chrome, that's so horrible that it's funny.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:23 pm

Wow, that is pretty dire.

The Tulip Touch- the one with the eye on the front. Makes it look like a very good book. It isn't.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:30 pm

I would have to say the American covers for the Harry Potter novels are quite horrid.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 8:45 pm

Ammer wrote:I would have to say the American covers for the Harry Potter novels are quite horrid.

Aw, they're not that bad.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:07 pm

That one is amazingly bad. I can't believe they couldn't come up with anything better.

CrewWolf wrote:
Ammer wrote:I would have to say the American covers for the Harry Potter novels are quite horrid.

Aw, they're not that bad.


I like the American Harry Potter covers though, they're nice.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:13 pm

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Harry Potter covers from Finland are pretty strange. So are the American ones.

Ring by Koji Suzuki, while it's one of my favorite books, I hate the cover.
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Why? Well that's why. Gives me a headache just thinking about it.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:19 pm

Ammer wrote:I would have to say the American covers for the Harry Potter novels are quite horrid.


I think the covers look great. Other conturies look horid.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:43 pm

AFI_Sorrow wrote:Image
Harry Potter covers from Finland are pretty strange. So are the American ones.


You can't seriously be comparing that to this.

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I found a lot of Tammy Pierce books with horrible covers. Observe:

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You would've never known it was a "lively, fascinating tale" because of the twisted, demonic look on Alanna's face.

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That's supposed to be a boy, by the way. What were they thinking?

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"Frida Kahlo? Is that you?!"
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Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:44 pm

Ring by Koji Suzuki, while it's one of my favorite books, I hate the cover.
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Why? Well that's why. Gives me a headache just thinking about it.


Ahh, ahh! My eyes! That is awful!

Thu Mar 17, 2005 9:49 pm

ChromeFox wrote:
AFI_Sorrow wrote:Image
Harry Potter covers from Finland are pretty strange. So are the American ones.


You can't seriously be comparing that to this.

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The British one is better...

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Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:29 pm

Those Finnish covers are bizarre.

Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:40 pm

Igg wrote:Those Finnish covers are bizarre.


They're noses seem a bit crazy. O__O The American ones are excellent when you compare them to the Finnish ones, but I like the British versions better than the American versions.

That cover for "Circle of Magic" down there is a bit crazy! His eyes really freak me out. X__X

Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:55 pm

ChromeFox wrote:
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That's supposed to be a boy, by the way. What were they thinking?


That looks like someone just found the pen tool in Photoshop and decided to do a 20 minute doodle with it...

ChromeFox wrote:Image

"Frida Kahlo? Is that you?!"


:roflol:
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