Get Ready...

[Paul]

I still say "Grammar Police" would make the most sense without possibly offending. (Actually, I'm not sure I ever did say that, but I've thought that ever since it changed. "Grammar Fairy" just doesn't sound that good. To me, anyway. I dunno why.)

A little green fairy with a wand that flutters around and corrects grammatical errors. Much like the fairy in Moulin Rouge.

Does it include Absinthe?

Absinthe makes it necessary to have grammar fairies. Seriously, half of the problem would be gone if it wasn't for that stuff.

(I need to stop saying seriously. I've been watching too much Grey's Anatomy. Seriously.)

[Shoyru_Lover]

*Is about to blow the whistle*

[Katherine]

This is not my fault. You people gave me ideas.

Meet the Grammar Avenger. Armed with his/her Hammer of Correction, the Grammar Avenger swoops down from the syntactical ether to distribute apostrophes appropriately, fix common spelling and homonym errors, and teach the people about proper use of auxiliary verbs. He/she works on the side of the law(hence the police hat), but has magical powers(hence the green fairy wings) and a really big hammer(hence the really big hammer).
Why, yes, I do need more sleep and less caffeine!

That is so adorable!

Is there an award for teh "Coolest Person to Come Back to PPT From a Hiatus?" If not so, there should be so I can win it!