Can someone change my name, please?

[The Yurble Janitor]

I would like to change my name to The Yurble Janitor. I totally love to have that name if it's available if you can do that I would appreciated and wish me luck of getting it.

[Nessa]

The only people special enough to grant your wish are the administrators, you'll probably have more luck PMing one of them.

[Yoshi]

Done. But Nessa's right, PMing one of us is better. :)