Once i gave my brother a Rice Krispie square, and me and my friend went to go watch TV downstairs. So, we were just sitting there, when a Rice Krispie square with one bite out of it hits the couch. And we were like, where did this come from? Then we hear a loud series of noises, and my brother had fallen down the stairs and had one bite of Rice Krispie in his mouth! It was a kinda had to be there thing.
Another is about a year or two ago, I was playing with Lego, and i couldn't get these two pieces apart, i tried everything, and they still wouldn't come! So i had the great idea of using my teeth! So i'm yanking at them with my teeth, and suddenly, they come apart, and one piece get jammed in my throat! I was sitting there choking, my eyes watering, and I knew it was either swallow it or die. So i swallowed it. I never did see that lego piece again.
Last one. Anyways, about a month ago, i was wearing these cool pants that instead of having buttons, they had to be tied up, but they were a bit loose. So i tied them up really tight. We went to the mall, and then i had to go to the washroom. Bad. Really bad! So i ran to the bathroom, went in the stall, and couldn't get my double knot of my pants undone. I danced around trying to desperatly untie it. I almost wet myself, when i finally got the darned thing undone. That was the last time i wore those pants!