Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:17 pm
Here's one of my favourites (this one would be better in Sears)
55: If there's a lawn department, set up a chair in the grass, get a cane, and yell at people passing by 'you kids get off my lawn'!
Actually, I've heard a few of those here, and I recognized #13 from nick.com.
55: If there's a lawn department, set up a chair in the grass, get a cane, and yell at people passing by 'you kids get off my lawn'!
Xalaxracer wrote:You took those off of Googles, and it is BATMOBILE, not BATCAVE, DUH!
Actually, I've heard a few of those here, and I recognized #13 from nick.com.
Tue Jul 06, 2004 5:33 am
i luv number 27 =D unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) there is no WalMart in Hong Kong... but there are large superstores such as Park 'n shop 
nah, dont have the nerve to do those, mummy will kill me *sits like a gooood little girl*
nah, dont have the nerve to do those, mummy will kill me *sits like a gooood little girl*
Thu Jul 15, 2004 9:42 pm
This'd be great! Oh GOD! I just got a HORRIBLE idea!
...the problem with these is you have to make sure nobody you know is in the store first, IE parents... but how's this:
56: Go to the toy department. When you get to the Lord of the Rings action figures, knock down an Eowyn one when nobody's watching. Stand there silently for a few minutes, staring at it, till someone sees you. Then yell at the top of your lungs, popping your eyes out as much as you can, "Éowyn, Éowyn! Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!"
Then run off shouting something random... "Bealocwealm" or something like that would do! Even better if you first grabbed a hobby horse from the same toy aisle, if they have one, and 'rode off on it'.
Even BETTER if you look NOTHING like Eomer.
O.O I'm nucking CRAZY!
57.If you can't do that, at least knock down the same action figure, hold your arm up to it, and quote Imrahil. Silly people with no self-esteem
Ok... how about a non-Pelennor one?
58. I can't think of one either. Grab a trash can lid, get a miscevious friend to put a blanket on their head, and start fighting eachother loudly with giftwrap tubes in the middle of the store, right under a blue light sale or wherever there's tons of people, shouting things like "Begone, foul Dwimmerlaik!" and "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey!". If you have another friend, have them bet loudly who'll win, give everyone betting cards, etc.
59. When you see the blue light go on, scream "The monster of the Pacehall has awoken! RUN! RUN!" as loudly as possible, and run screaming from it, yelling stuff like "The blue light will kill us all!" to the people you pass, even if you have NO clue what it means.
...the problem with these is you have to make sure nobody you know is in the store first, IE parents... but how's this:
56: Go to the toy department. When you get to the Lord of the Rings action figures, knock down an Eowyn one when nobody's watching. Stand there silently for a few minutes, staring at it, till someone sees you. Then yell at the top of your lungs, popping your eyes out as much as you can, "Éowyn, Éowyn! Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!"
Then run off shouting something random... "Bealocwealm" or something like that would do! Even better if you first grabbed a hobby horse from the same toy aisle, if they have one, and 'rode off on it'.
Even BETTER if you look NOTHING like Eomer.
O.O I'm nucking CRAZY!
57.If you can't do that, at least knock down the same action figure, hold your arm up to it, and quote Imrahil. Silly people with no self-esteem
Ok... how about a non-Pelennor one?
58. I can't think of one either. Grab a trash can lid, get a miscevious friend to put a blanket on their head, and start fighting eachother loudly with giftwrap tubes in the middle of the store, right under a blue light sale or wherever there's tons of people, shouting things like "Begone, foul Dwimmerlaik!" and "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey!". If you have another friend, have them bet loudly who'll win, give everyone betting cards, etc.
59. When you see the blue light go on, scream "The monster of the Pacehall has awoken! RUN! RUN!" as loudly as possible, and run screaming from it, yelling stuff like "The blue light will kill us all!" to the people you pass, even if you have NO clue what it means.
Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:43 am
My friends and I are going to try alot of those. I love them all.
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:20 am
::sobs:: Don't remind me of Wally World, I miss it enough already.
Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:44 am
I would actually try alot of them out IF I was on holiday in a foreign country on my own, with a few friends. (Without my parents on holiday with me.)
Wed Sep 01, 2004 3:47 pm
#60. Walk around the store, looking at everyone. If someone approaches you, say "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!" and run off in a silly manner screaming at the top of your voice.
#61. Repeat above but instead of saying "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!", say"Where's Wally? I NEED TO FIND WALLY!!" and run off in a silly manner screaming at the top of your voice.
#61. Repeat above but instead of saying "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!", say"Where's Wally? I NEED TO FIND WALLY!!" and run off in a silly manner screaming at the top of your voice.
Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:20 pm
Take something random and start snuggling with it in the middle of the aisle, occasionally talking to it in a loving manner.
Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:43 pm
xerai wrote:I would actually try alot of them out IF I was on holiday in a foreign country on my own, with a few friends. (Without my parents on holiday with me.)
...So, next time I go back to visit my dad, wanna come? XD (I would so love to see someone do that stuff.)
Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:05 pm
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
Isn't that dangerous as you could hit someone and accidently kill them?
Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:23 pm
Combusken BG wrote:27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
Isn't that dangerous as you could hit someone and accidently kill them?
Well, If I was ever going to something along the lines of that, I wouldn't start chucking tins of corn, or something along the lines of that, I would merely do that with a soft toy that doesn't have any plastic parts in it (such as eyes, or nose etc.)
Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:39 pm
xerai wrote:Well, If I was ever going to something along the lines of that, I wouldn't start chucking tins of corn, or something along the lines of that, I would merely do that with a soft toy that doesn't have any plastic parts in it (such as eyes, or nose etc.)
Like one of those really great cute giant teddy bears they have! =D
(I am making myself miss Wally World even more...)
Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:25 am
I am always doing number.2.!LOL
Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:03 pm
Twitchy wrote:I am always doing number.2.!LOL
Hey, that has two meanings...Of course, I'm the one who thinks of that.
Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:01 pm
Crescendo wrote:Twitchy wrote:I am always doing number.2.!LOL
Hey, that has two meanings...Of course, I'm the one who thinks of that.
I feel sorry for the toilet!
Yeah, but we don't really have many of those electronic cars..most of them are broken.