This'd be great! Oh GOD! I just got a HORRIBLE idea!
...the problem with these is you have to make sure nobody you know is in the store first, IE parents... but how's this:
56: Go to the toy department. When you get to the Lord of the Rings action figures, knock down an Eowyn one when nobody's watching. Stand there silently for a few minutes, staring at it, till someone sees you. Then yell at the top of your lungs, popping your eyes out as much as you can, "Éowyn, Éowyn! Éowyn, how come you here? What madness or devilry is this? Death, death, death! Death take us all!"
Then run off shouting something random... "Bealocwealm" or something like that would do! Even better if you first grabbed a hobby horse from the same toy aisle, if they have one, and 'rode off on it'.
Even BETTER if you look NOTHING like Eomer.
O.O I'm nucking CRAZY!
57.If you can't do that, at least knock down the same action figure, hold your arm up to it, and quote Imrahil. Silly people with no self-esteem
Ok... how about a non-Pelennor one?
58. I can't think of one either. Grab a trash can lid, get a miscevious friend to put a blanket on their head, and start fighting eachother loudly with giftwrap tubes in the middle of the store, right under a blue light sale or wherever there's tons of people, shouting things like "Begone, foul Dwimmerlaik!" and "Come not between the Nazgul and his prey!". If you have another friend, have them bet loudly who'll win, give everyone betting cards, etc.
59. When you see the blue light go on, scream "The monster of the Pacehall has awoken! RUN! RUN!" as loudly as possible, and run screaming from it, yelling stuff like "The blue light will kill us all!" to the people you pass, even if you have NO clue what it means.