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Oh I've got another freakish way. Dying from the toxics in doggy slobber when a newborn puppy licks your nose.

All I can think of right now, is being decapitated. *Shudders at thought*

Undignified ways to die, according to the prophesy of Fiddstradamus:

Drowning face-first in a toilet


Choking on pudding


Being mauled to death by a chihuahua


Being hit by a rogue wheelchair


Caned to death by the elderly in a grocery store on Senior Citizen's Day over the last can of New England Clam Chowder


Heart failure due to Twinkies


Having an epileptic seizure during an episode of Pokemon


Girl-scout gang violence


Trampled to death in Walmart while trying to buy a 50% discounted DVD player


Miniature golfing injuries


Shot over a game of cards. Yu-Gi-Oh cards.


Puncturing your carotid artery with a toothpick because you sneezed


Having a heart attack during an episode of 'Maury'


Consequentially of ralphing on Eminem's shoes


Stealing lunch money from a hitman's son


Running away from a serial killer in a forest at night wearing light-up shoes


Playing 'toss the steak knife'

lol! I love the *running away from a serial killer at night wearing flashing shoes*

being poisoned by a pufferfish

Having to die by hitting your head on the computer screen because you didn't get a jackpot on a scratchcard and it was there. (really hapened to me on neopets)

lol
but how can you die by just hitting your head... onless the screen was filled with knives and tacks

The glass could break, and your head would get all cut up and you could bleed to death..... :shock: I don't like to think about dying, though I do all the time

ive got another way

being so fat butchers mistake you for a pig >.<

- Being eaten on survivour.

- Choking on perfume/drinking it

Undignified? Being english and running away from your battles like the bunch of pansies you all are

Bumping into a baby's toy trycicle and splitting your head open on the road.

Generally, I'd say a death involving a toilet is pretty undignified.

That, or anything involving faeces from any creature.

1. One nasty one I can think of is if someone had epileptic seizure and drowned in animal poo while they were working on a farm.

2. Falling down a hole where a toilet use to be and not being able to get back up out of the hole. (You will know what I mean if you go to a public toilet and you see a hole where a toilet was removed by vandals.

3. Being clawed and/or eaten to death by lions after you blown of course and you accidentally land in the Lions enclosure at a zoo or safari when you are parachuting.

4. Jumping off a tall building.

5. Being Burned Alive to death

6. Being Buried Alive in a casket.