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Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:38 am

Twizzler0171 wrote:I believe you. I let my brother borrow my BRAND-NEW Harry Potter Year 5 book, and he left it on the ground.

Well, I think you can guess what happened.

We got rid of the dog soon after she ate my mom's glasses.


Yeah, but the dog didn't know any better. It was YOUR job as the owner to teach her.

ANYWAY, all PPTAACness aside, my dog ate a library book once.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 1:42 am

Haha...nothing ever happened to me. Because I've never had any pets besides fish.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:19 am

Well it's not quite eating and it's not my homework, but here it is anyways:

A friend of mine had her homework out and the person I was staying with's baby girl picked up a pencil and started scribbling on it. My friend said in a math class her teacher asked her if she had some anger issues, but she told the teacher what really happened. The teacher thought it was really funny. I didn't explain my story well, did I?

Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:23 am

Unfortunately I cannot use that excuse since I don't have any pets. Plus I don't think my brother eats paper... *looks at bro* Nah, he doesn't.

Off topic, but to do with paper eating.
My friend in year 13 talks a lot and once in math class he was speaking and his friends made this sign that says "smurf" out of paper (i.e. writing that on paper) and was waving it around. My friend got angry and grabbed it and ate it. XD The teacher was shocked and so were his friends; it was...unexpected.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:39 am

Hahah poor Yukio! :P

One of my old hamsters ate some of my homework once. I turned it in anyway, though.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:40 am

Puck102701 wrote:Well it's not quite eating and it's not my homework, but here it is anyways:

A friend of mine had her homework out and the person I was staying with's baby girl picked up a pencil and started scribbling on it. My friend said in a math class her teacher asked her if she had some anger issues, but she told the teacher what really happened. The teacher thought it was really funny. I didn't explain my story well, did I?

That was Wellner and Ella, right?

Umm...No excuses. I just lose/forget about my homework.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:41 am

Alisquid wrote:
Puck102701 wrote:Well it's not quite eating and it's not my homework, but here it is anyways:

A friend of mine had her homework out and the person I was staying with's baby girl picked up a pencil and started scribbling on it. My friend said in a math class her teacher asked her if she had some anger issues, but she told the teacher what really happened. The teacher thought it was really funny. I didn't explain my story well, did I?

That was Wellner and Ella, right?

Umm...No excuses. I just lose/forget about my homework.

Yep, yep. Ella will be quite the artist someday :lol:.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 3:52 am

One or two years ago my baby brother ate a large corner off my Chinese book :P My teacher didn't mind, though.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:38 am

My brother used to eat ants. O_o

What that has to do with any of this. I don't know. I just think he's strange.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:21 am

hyperflutterby wrote:My brother used to eat ants. O_o

What that has to do with any of this. I don't know. I just think he's strange.
Woah.... I agree with you there.... x.X


My dog can't eat my homework. Want to know why....? Because I don't have a dog. Or any pet for that matter... :(

Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:36 am

hyperflutterby wrote:My brother used to eat ants. O_o

What that has to do with any of this. I don't know. I just think he's strange.


I used to eat ants. Or rather, I only ate one ant. (Oi, I was THREE)

Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:40 am

_jaye_ wrote:
hyperflutterby wrote:My brother used to eat ants. O_o

What that has to do with any of this. I don't know. I just think he's strange.


I used to eat ants. Or rather, I only ate one ant. (Oi, I was THREE)
Just out of curiousity.. even though I doubt you remember, what did it taste like?

Sun Nov 14, 2004 5:56 am

Poor thing. :P

I picked up a piece of corn on the kitchen floor this evening and put it in front of Grandpa. I told him to eat it.

....

He did.

(He doesn't like to waste food.)

EDIT: Even though he isn't an animal.. and he didn't eat my homework.. it was worth sharing, wasn't it? :P

Okay, seriously, I just realised how off topic that was. Sorry.
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Sun Nov 14, 2004 6:56 am

Hehe you know those camp forms you have to fill out and in one section.. it lists about 20 common illnesses like bedwetting, dizzspells.. skiztofrenia... mentally ill... etc etc etc?

Well it happened to me and my sister numerous times... my mum thinks that if you don't suffer from them, you check the box... so she checks every box... my sister gets really upset every time that happens.

Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:52 am

Dawn2 wrote:
Twizzler0171 wrote:I believe you. I let my brother borrow my BRAND-NEW Harry Potter Year 5 book, and he left it on the ground.

Well, I think you can guess what happened.

We got rid of the dog soon after she ate my mom's glasses.


Yeah, but the dog didn't know any better. It was YOUR job as the owner to teach her.

ANYWAY, all PPTAACness aside, my dog ate a library book once.


*Reads post very carefully* Nope. I thought so...

She wasn't my dog. I hate dogs, at least most types. There are a few types that I absolutely love. She was my dads dog... we kept telling him that she kept chewing stuff... he said, deal with it, but we didn't know how, and when we did, he yelled at us for how we had dealt with it.

And I told my brother to take care of my book and put it away, if that's what you meant. Should I train him? ;)

I'm a cat person! Kitties!
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