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Pteri Sage
 Post subject: Mommy Test
PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:49 am 
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I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ....I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 2:56 am 
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AWWWWWWWW! That is cute AND funny!

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Lol XD Hope I pass my Mommy Test in the future =P

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Who said daddies must be clueless? Sexists, you all are!







Just joking. :P The joke was great. :)

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Hah, that was cute. :)

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haha that was sooo cute! :)

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Awwww that's so cute! Your daughter will pass the Mommy Test when she grows up :) doesn't what she said melt your heart :D

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Heheheh, I saw that joke before on another site.

Cute.
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Aww that was sooo cute...and funny x)

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That was just too cute! :)

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Aww, that's adorable! And funny.

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