Ferrets rule... I've never met any but they're sweet when you see them in pet stores.
I have:
1 dog, Siberian Husky, named Wolfie on his tag but my dad says his full name is Wolfgar Beowulf Wolfie von Wolfowitz. I'll take his word on that. I'd like to think his real name is Beowulf but I know it isn't... When we got him at the shelter, the couple who took him in when they found him abandoned but couldn't put up with his energy said his name was Casper... O.o
2 cats, one a complete mix who happens to look like an Egyptian Mau, my favorite type of cat, named Lucky because he was "kicked out" (He was thrown over a fence... Lucky to be alive...), probably because he was a runt. He is a scrawny little thing, but now he's in the mountains his fur is thicker. I call him Bucky, his full name is Lucky Fortunatus Figaro (Figaro's my mom's last name). He eats birds.
My other cat is a... cat-mongrel... his mom is a tortiseshell, a medium-hair and therefore a mixed breed, her name is Angelface as she has a mark like a halo on her face... his dad looks like a purebred Birman, they just found him without tags or collar and took him in... back to my cat, his name is Mango 'cause he's orange and sweet, he "foofs" (his fur grows really really long and thick in the winter, he'll sit out in the snow just to get it to grow... that rymed!) We all call him Shmoo, nothing to do with Li'l Abner. He's about 4, or will be on the 4th of July. He eats mice, voles, and UROUDs, Unidentifiable Rodents Of Unusual Disgustingness... he once disected one and left it in the computer room, I never want to see a marmot? spleen again *pukes*.