Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:36 pm
Well if it is mischief outside of school... once I smeared pink and green lipstick all over my sister's face when she was asleep, making her look absolutely hideous. She got a shock of her life when she looked into the mirror when she awoke. 
Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:03 pm
Qanda wrote:Well if it is mischief outside of school... once I smeared pink and green lipstick all over my sister's face when she was asleep, making her look absolutely hideous. She got a shock of her life when she looked into the mirror when she awoke.
Tsk, tsk, Mr. Qanda. You were supposed to leave that to us girls so more people could become Emma-ified.
I blame YOU when people run away at the sight of my carrying lipstick ;___;
Mon Mar 21, 2005 4:22 pm
lol..good times...gooooood times..i have so many i cant remember them..heres a not really interesting one... ok, so my gym teacher is fat and ugly...jk...but he's got a beer belly and yeah...i call him names behind his back and when he wants us to be quiet in the lunch room, I always say something really loud and stupid..it doesnt hurt people but yeah...its fun..
Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:24 pm
I don't do anything really mischevious, but me and my friend tend to do rather stupid things, mostly involving excuses for not doing gym.
One day, we didn't want to do gym, so we went to class early and made up some lie about breaking our legs while playing tag at lunch (mind you, we were in grade 9 when this happened). Then she said we should just walk since we hurt ourselves (which, by the way, we hadn't.) Then we say we forgot our gym clothes (they were in our lockers.) So she lent us some. So, we go to get changed. We take literally 20 minutes to change, so we were about 20 minutes late. We were having a quiz that day, so we were in the classroom for the first half hour. We knew that, but we decided to play dumb and go look around the fields for them since they weren't in the gym. We spend about 5 minutes walking around outside, go back in the gym, and decided they had already done the 15 minute run (We knew exactly where they were and that they hadn't). So, we spent 15 minutes doing the run. We finally "remembered" they were taking a quiz, so we went to the portable. They had already finished, and were on the fields.
Wasted a good 3/4ths of the class that day.
But.. any general mayhem causing plans are always welcomed!
One day, we didn't want to do gym, so we went to class early and made up some lie about breaking our legs while playing tag at lunch (mind you, we were in grade 9 when this happened). Then she said we should just walk since we hurt ourselves (which, by the way, we hadn't.) Then we say we forgot our gym clothes (they were in our lockers.) So she lent us some. So, we go to get changed. We take literally 20 minutes to change, so we were about 20 minutes late. We were having a quiz that day, so we were in the classroom for the first half hour. We knew that, but we decided to play dumb and go look around the fields for them since they weren't in the gym. We spend about 5 minutes walking around outside, go back in the gym, and decided they had already done the 15 minute run (We knew exactly where they were and that they hadn't). So, we spent 15 minutes doing the run. We finally "remembered" they were taking a quiz, so we went to the portable. They had already finished, and were on the fields.
Wasted a good 3/4ths of the class that day.
But.. any general mayhem causing plans are always welcomed!
Mon Mar 21, 2005 10:19 pm
VeraX wrote:I don't do anything really mischevious, but me and my friend tend to do rather stupid things, mostly involving excuses for not doing gym.
One day, we didn't want to do gym, so we went to class early and made up some lie about breaking our legs while playing tag at lunch (mind you, we were in grade 9 when this happened). Then she said we should just walk since we hurt ourselves (which, by the way, we hadn't.) Then we say we forgot our gym clothes (they were in our lockers.) So she lent us some. So, we go to get changed. We take literally 20 minutes to change, so we were about 20 minutes late. We were having a quiz that day, so we were in the classroom for the first half hour. We knew that, but we decided to play dumb and go look around the fields for them since they weren't in the gym. We spend about 5 minutes walking around outside, go back in the gym, and decided they had already done the 15 minute run (We knew exactly where they were and that they hadn't). So, we spent 15 minutes doing the run. We finally "remembered" they were taking a quiz, so we went to the portable. They had already finished, and were on the fields.
Wasted a good 3/4ths of the class that day.
But.. any general mayhem causing plans are always welcomed!
I've done something along the lines of that before.
One word. FUN.
Tue Mar 22, 2005 4:30 am
Our school library has those two anti-theft detecting towers like they do in stores at the only entrance/exit of the library so there's no way going through those towers without getting detected. Well, whenever some of my friends and I are at the library some of them like to "quietly" put some books into some of each other's bags. And when the bell goes for next period, and the guys with the books in their bags start to leave and go through the towers they start ringing off the hook and it's just hillarious when you see their faces. 
Of course...I just watched.
Of course...I just watched.
Tue Mar 22, 2005 9:55 am
A couple of these are giving me ideas 
We've got those two tower things in our library as well. I'm tempted to bring a barcode with me to school Reckon it'd work?
At our school, if you want to jig a class, you just go to toilet and stay there for... the whole period Then just say you had a bad case of Projectile Poopies. Either that, or say that you had guitar/drums/keyboard lessons, but then teachers usually ask for proof
And also, it seems that I've started something. Just today, someone else let off a fart bomb at the exact same spot X_x Everyone rushed up to me and asked
'Hey, Michal? Did you let off another One?!'
0_o How did Everyone know it was me who let off the first one. Anyways, yeah, it seems somebody liked the idea plenty enough to copy it
We've got those two tower things in our library as well. I'm tempted to bring a barcode with me to school
Reckon it'd work?
At our school, if you want to jig a class, you just go to toilet and stay there for... the whole period
Then just say you had a bad case of Projectile Poopies. Either that, or say that you had guitar/drums/keyboard lessons, but then teachers usually ask for proof
And also, it seems that I've started something. Just today, someone else let off a fart bomb at the exact same spot X_x Everyone rushed up to me and asked
'Hey, Michal? Did you let off another One?!'
0_o How did Everyone know it was me who let off the first one. Anyways, yeah, it seems somebody liked the idea plenty enough to copy it
Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:40 am
Medusa wrote:pokemew233 wrote:I like moving the 'wet floor' signs. I'm weird. But hey, watching people slip is hilariously cruel.
And puts people at risk of potentially serious injury...
Look see I can this floor is shiny but bit behind and in front it is not shiny! CAn be it wet? I must find out by walk on it!
Tue Mar 22, 2005 10:57 am
Skullsplitter wrote:Medusa wrote:pokemew233 wrote:I like moving the 'wet floor' signs. I'm weird. But hey, watching people slip is hilariously cruel.
And puts people at risk of potentially serious injury...
Look see I can this floor is shiny but bit behind and in front it is not shiny! CAn be it wet? I must find out by walk on it!
Heheh, I just saw your name, and then read your post. Skullsplitter talking about walking on wet floors
I'm not teasing you, I just think the coincidence is funny.
Meh, moving signs ain't such a bad deal. Most people don't read them unless they mention sick or vomit somewhere. And then everyone crowds around to see it.
Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:00 pm
Smearing shoe polish on sleeping people's faces is better than lipstick, I assure you.
Putting food wrap/cling film tightly underneath toilet seats is good, though digusting.
Putting food wrap/cling film tightly underneath toilet seats is good, though digusting.
Tue Mar 22, 2005 1:00 pm
I never slip on wet floors; I find those signs rather redundant actually. Rather hard to slip if you step firmly when you walk.
Tue Mar 22, 2005 2:18 pm
I only do stuff at home really, like jump up and scare my mom half to death when she gets out of the bathroom. That's fun
Tue Mar 22, 2005 3:29 pm
teh0mega wrote:We've got those two tower things in our library as well. I'm tempted to bring a barcode with me to school
It wouldn't. I worked in my high school library when we were installing a similar system. It is designed to only respond to the books and I highly doubt you could set it off with some merchandise from a store.
Thu Mar 31, 2005 7:12 am
I'm generally a good girl. 
Some time before I always tricked my dad. Every time he came back from work, I would hide undersomething or some room and make no noise when he walks around trying to find me. I think once I hid under my table with the chair covering me, my dad walked past and I moved the chair slightly. Thankfully he couldn't see it.
He panicks if he can't find me within 5 minutes.
Once I confused my mum and brother, saying the light switch turned the "wrong way". i.e. the side for on switches the light off and vice versa. They were pretty confused for a few minutes.
Oh and you know sometimes you turn around and people would turn around too? Well my friend did that in a whole school assembly. He sat at the front and suddenly turned round and looked to the back as this girl was singing on stage (poor girl >.<) and EVERYONE turned around and look. It was hilarious as you can see a sea of people suddenly turning their heads >:3
Some time before I always tricked my dad. Every time he came back from work, I would hide undersomething or some room and make no noise when he walks around trying to find me. I think once I hid under my table with the chair covering me, my dad walked past and I moved the chair slightly. Thankfully he couldn't see it.
He panicks if he can't find me within 5 minutes.
Once I confused my mum and brother, saying the light switch turned the "wrong way". i.e. the side for on switches the light off and vice versa. They were pretty confused for a few minutes.
Oh and you know sometimes you turn around and people would turn around too? Well my friend did that in a whole school assembly. He sat at the front and suddenly turned round and looked to the back as this girl was singing on stage (poor girl >.<) and EVERYONE turned around and look. It was hilarious as you can see a sea of people suddenly turning their heads >:3
Thu Mar 31, 2005 1:30 pm
.:Chronically Depressed:. wrote:Dawn2 wrote:The only thing I've done that made people go 'ew' and run away was when I "relieved myself" on the floor of the library when I was in kindergarten.... I... can't belive... you admitted that...
*Is afraid*
Oh please, I was five years old!