Whats your favorite quote?

Lass · **Posted:** Sat Mar 05, 2005 6:55 am

Napolean Dynamite wrote:

Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon: Ugh! Idiot!

Oasis - Wonderwall wrote:

I don't believe that anybody, feels the way I do, about you now

Quote:

There's a light at the end of every tunnel. Just pray it's not a train.

Thirteen wrote:

[On the phone in a tatoo shop]
Tracy: Hey Mom, do you know what point-slope form is? No, me neither. See? That's why I need to be here... at the library.

Just a few of my favorite quotes

VeraX · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:20 am

Not quite sure if this is exactly how it goes, but..
Martin Luther King:
"If we followed out on an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, we would live in a nation which would be blind and toothless."
Now that I see it, I'm sure thats not how it goes.

Breezy · **Posted:** Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:09 am

Hmm...

"To dream is to be asleep. To Hallusinate is to when your on something...But who's that sane to say anything."

OR

Jessica: Hey Look a window! HELLOOooo College people!!
Allison: Jessica we're all half naked in here why are you waving out the window??!!
:lol:

Hyperion · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:13 am

"...statues are so last millenium. I think a giant sketch of me scorched into the Earth's crust from a giant orbital laser cannon would be much more gratifying."
-- Alasdair Scott

"I hope this wound manifests physically, becomes infected, and condemns you to a hospital bed."
-- Brad Johnson

Heh. The first person is a member of my forum, and the second, a fellow administrator. About the second one: that's in response to one's stating that he felt hurt by what he said.

Khristian · **Posts:** 1330 **Joined:** Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:04 pm

Quote:

Living is Living. Dying is Dying. Dying is Living and Living is Dying

This is one by me.

I probably wasn't the first one to say this but I never heard it any where else.

I think I'm the only one who truly understands it. *sighs*

Christopher · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2005 4:02 am

See teh sig for my current favourite.

Hyperion · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:18 am

Who should that be credited to, Christopher? I'd like to add that to the random quotations list I display at my forum. Also, it seems that there might be some grammatical issues with it, and I like to make sure there are as little grammatical issues as possible.

Qanda · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:49 am

My collection of sarcastic/cynical quotes:

Quote:

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I believe in freedom of speech; you are entitled to your own wrong opinion.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The world revolves around the sun, not you.

Nothing needs reforming as much as other people's habits.

Yes, you are special and unique, just like everybody else.

To err is human - and to blame it on someone else is even more so.

Politeness is the ability of not telling others what you really think about them.

Use with caution.

Christopher · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:26 am

Hyperion wrote:

Who should that be credited to, Christopher? I'd like to add that to the random quotations list I display at my forum. Also, it seems that there might be some grammatical issues with it, and I like to make sure there are as little grammatical issues as possible.

Oh crap, i've capitalized the eat!

It's by '3 Dead Trolls in a Baggie'

Ixistant · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:32 am

The Raven wrote:

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Can't think of another one.

Igg · **Posts:** 6288 **Joined:** Fri Jun 04, 2004 5:47 pm

Simpsons

Lenny: OW! my eye! The Doctor said I'm not supposed to get pudding in it! (or something)

Carl: I'm sick of everyone thinking just because I'M African-American I'll be good at basketball
(Carl then proceeds to jump into space, come back down, slam dunk and sing 'Go Carl, it's your birthday...')

kiay · **Posted:** Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:00 am

Quote:

Practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, so why practice?

Thats one of my favorite ones

Bangel · **Posted:** Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:42 am

Person: i want a keyboard with roman numerals on it
Person: WAIT
Person: my keyboard already has roman numerals on it!
Person: DUH
Person: THEYRE LETTERS

Said by somebody, I forget who.

Smart Duck · **Posted:** Sun Mar 27, 2005 1:07 am

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

It's just a figment of the imagination..... But I don't have an imagination. -Ringo/The Yellow Submarine

Quote:

Who wrote Mein Kampf?

Mark Twain! And George Bush (junior)

Inside, pointless joke..

I know I have more!! I forgot them all!!

tnmg · **Posts:** 59 **Joined:** Mon Mar 21, 2005 3:40 pm

Freeze! You Rebel scum!
Can't remember who said this quote, some Imperial officer or Stormtrooper.

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