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I'm guessing the M&Ms one might have something to do with brown=brunette? I don't know, I've never heard it, but that's all I can guess.

I found that exactly as it is on a joke website

I know the end to It! I've heard It before from my brother. Here It goes: The blonde's boyfriend then says "Why are you picking all the brown one's out?" The blonde replys "I'm allergic to chocolate!"

Oh, I get it now, lol thanks for adding the end part.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A: Pregnant.

HAHAHAH!! I love that one!! My hubby looked at me strangely when I started to laugh out loud!


Here's one...... You have a perfectly square room and in different corners of the room you have 1.) a dumb blond 2.) Santa Claus 3.) A Smart Blond and 4.) Easter Bunny. You put $100 dollars in the exact middle of the room and then say GO!! Who will get the money first?


la la la la la la la ...... (sung to the Jeopardy tune)

The Dumb Blond of course because there's no such thing as the other three!

My blond daughter is sticking her tongue out at me!!

I love that one!

I'm glad everyone is liking my Blond Jokes bourd

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

Oh, boy! Blonde jokes! (But seriously, blondes are great people)

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are running from the police. They find three half-filled potato sacks and decide to hide in them. The policeman, not sure if they were hiding in there, kicks the first sack. The brunette quickly says, "Woof! Woof!" The policeman thinks, "Oh, it's only a dog." He kicks the second sack. The redhead thinks of the same idea. "Meeeoooww..." The policeman once again guesses none the wiser. The blonde heard the other two and came up with a plan. The officer kicked her sack and without missing a beat the blonde replied, "Potato! Potato!"

If only we were doing Polish jokes... (BTW, I'm 1/2 Polish.)

lol That's a good one.
I've never heard that before!

Here is another one....

A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.

The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.

The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.

Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"

"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"

I've heard that one It's brill!

I could see the same thing happening without the girl being a blone.

Here's one, a blonde drives past Taco Bell. She later calls up Taco Bell and asks if she could have a calling plan for a year.

hahaha! That's hilarious! These are all so funny!