Name it Ron.
Then get a rubber ferret and bounce it. Then write 'Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret' on it with a sharpie.
Then give Draco Malfoy to your ferret to chew up.
I've always thought Ron should be the one to get back at that little slimeball anyway, not Harry. Harry gets Voldemort. (Of course, I also think Neville should kill Bellatrix, not Harry. After all, it's because of her that Neville lost his parents.)
Adam loves Hilary Duff wrote:
Dawn2 wrote:
Adam loves Hilary Duff wrote:
Dawn2 wrote:
Adam loves Hilary Duff wrote:
I really really hate ferrets.
Someone who WAS my friend (John) has a ferret and it keeps on chewing on me and scratching me.....
So I was walking along the couch with a ferret attatched to my sock.
I think I know why they are illegal in some places....
But congrats on getting one!
Out of curiousity, why do you think they're illegal?
Well the post on the first page that said they are illegal in California...
No, that's not what I asked. You said you thought you knew why they were illegal. I was asking why you thought they were illegal.
Oh....
FOR SAVAGELY ATTACKING ME!
The End.
Obviously, choosing to
hate an entire species based on one specimen is now a-okay.
As for 'savagely attacking [you]', here's what you said earlier:
Adam loves Hilary Duff wrote:
Someone who WAS my friend (John) has a ferret and it keeps on chewing on me and scratching me.....
So I was walking along the couch with a ferret attatched to my sock.
I really don't see anything about it attacking you.
And if it did, I doubt it did it just for the heck of it. It probably felt threatened by you. If someone does something that you feel is rude or cruel, don't you become frustrated or angry? Same case with the ferret, probably.
I'm sorry if I sound rude, but I really dislike it when people start going on about how such-and-such (races of humans, animals, heck, food, even) is horrible, just because they had a negative experience with one.

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