Mon Sep 12, 2005 1:46 am
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One turned to the other and said, "Wow, it's really hot in here." The other one replied, "AAAHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:01 am
Sock wrote:Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One turned to the other and said, "Wow, it's really hot in here." The other one replied, "AAAHHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
And now for the TNT version...
Two muffins were sitting in the oven. One turned to the other and said, "Wow, it's really hot in here." The other one replied, "HOT? HOT? Now you shall be frozen!"
xD
Mon Sep 12, 2005 2:37 am
There were two potatoes sitting in a bathtub. The one on the left turns to the one on the right and says, "Can you pass the soap?"
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:32 am
1. dargonz
2. sock
3. pattypus
2. sock
3. pattypus
Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:16 am
I didn't know that as that lame n__n;;
Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:03 pm
So... when does this contest end?
Sat Sep 17, 2005 1:36 am
What did the sandwich say to the ham?
Nothing, sandwiches don't talk!
Nothing, sandwiches don't talk!
Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:28 am
okay,
1. dargonz
2. sock
3. pattypus
still the same
1. dargonz
2. sock
3. pattypus
still the same
Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:26 am
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because there's a b in both.
Because there's a b in both.
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:39 pm
It's gray and when it falls down a tree you suddenly lost internet connection...
Your computer
Your computer
Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:29 am
Jens
Hiddenneggs
pattypus
Hiddenneggs
pattypus
Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:43 pm
DEPENDING ON WHETHER YOU USE SUBRED/SUBSILVER AND SUBBLACK, YOU MAY NEED TO HIGHLIGHT THIS TO GET THE JOKE!!!
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101 Dalmatians
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101 Dalmatians
Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:30 pm
Hi did you hear the one about the dog?
Me neither.
Me neither.
Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:57 pm
What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a shih tzu?
Erm...you can figure it out on your own.
Erm...you can figure it out on your own.
Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:08 pm
DM was on fire! wrote:What do you get when you cross a pit bull and a shih tzu?
Erm...you can figure it out on your own.
I heard it with a bulldog.
Also it isn't true, because if you look in an encyclopedia or a dog book, its supposed to be pronounced She-zoo. Not smurf. Common mispronucation.