Ashlee Simpson on SNL again!

Fri Oct 07, 2005 6:22 pm

Hil wrote:I don't know why you guys are judging her just because of that one SNL performance. Get over it.

It's not just that one performance, it's her terrible Orange Bowl performance, the even-worse Tonight Show performance, and that awful reality show of hers (that not only showcases her bad singing, which is more often croaking and complaining about her voice, but also her personality).

That's all I know of, and that's pretty much enough to know... How many chances would an ordinary person, with no such connections as hers, trying to break into the music industry get?

Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:48 pm

Igg wrote:
Fiddelysquat wrote:
Hil wrote:I don't know why you guys are judging her just because of that one SNL performance. Get over it.

Oh, of course not. We're judging her on her CC levels.

Cumulative Crappiness.

Man, Fidds, how long it take you to think that one up?

About two seconds.

Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:55 am

I.. don't really care. So she can't sing, and she gets a lot of chances. I'm all for chances, really. A young girl trying to start a career and she likes singing. Give her all the chances she needs. All the lessons she needs as well.

I do admit though, I'm not a fan. The SNL show DID turn me off, big time, when she did the whole sickness thing, then the band thing, and the fact that she did it in the first place.

Geesh, who cares. People will talk about that for longer than they talked about Milli Vanilli/Milla Vanilla, not sure how you spell it.

Sat Oct 08, 2005 8:53 am

Fiddelysquat wrote:
Igg wrote:
Fiddelysquat wrote:
Hil wrote:I don't know why you guys are judging her just because of that one SNL performance. Get over it.

Oh, of course not. We're judging her on her CC levels.

Cumulative Crappiness.

Man, Fidds, how long it take you to think that one up?

About two seconds.

And what you mean by that is; you locked yourself in a room for 3 days trying to think of it.

Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:20 am

I just saw her first preformance on SNL... Since when was she blonde? O_O

Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:06 am

WIS wrote:I just saw her first preformance on SNL... Since when was she blonde? O_O

More importantly, when is spandex a good fashion decision?

Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:05 am

coming2atvnearu wrote:
WIS wrote:I just saw her first preformance on SNL... Since when was she blonde? O_O

More importantly, when is spandex a good fashion decision?

Meh, I thought she looked horrible. The little... movements that she does with her hands are annoying in the second preformance.

Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:26 pm

WIS wrote:I just saw her first preformance on SNL... Since when was she blonde? O_O

I think both she and Jessica were born with dirty-blonde hair, but they each must have dyed it platinum at some point. And then Ashlee dyed hers black, because OMG she can't be like her sister in ANY way.... except for the mutual talentlessness. xD

Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:47 pm

Erin's right. And then she changed it back again. Make up your mind, Ashlip!

Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:35 pm

I saw her performances as well. The first one was alright but she didn't sing that well for her second performance. But at least things went alright for her.

Sun Oct 09, 2005 6:40 pm

Ammer wrote:I saw her performances as well. The first one was alright but she didn't sing that well for her second performance. But at least things went alright for her.

I was a little dead because I had drank almost all of a Mountain Dew Pitch Black and had a majour sugar dive...did she do her dance?

Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:03 pm

DM was on fire! wrote:
Ammer wrote:I saw her performances as well. The first one was alright but she didn't sing that well for her second performance. But at least things went alright for her.

I was a little dead because I had drank almost all of a Mountain Dew Pitch Black and had a majour sugar dive...did she do her dance?

She didn't do any dance if I recall.

Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:06 pm

Aww.

I was hoping she did. Ah, well. Thanks Ammer. ^^

Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:30 pm

DM was on fire! wrote:Aww. I was hoping she did. Ah, well. Thanks Ammer. ^^

No, she did at the very end when she was trying to be all quirky and cute. Failed horribly. She was very excited that she had gone a full performance on live television and, despite being incredibly boring and nervous and weak and fairly unattractive, hadn't made any career crushing mistakes. Holy not a big deal Batman!

Can you imagine if this is how most people lived their lives? Well, I woke up late, didn't have a shower so I nauseate others with my BO, was late for work ( a job you only got because my dad's the boss) sat in my cubicle at my job and did just barely enough work to get by, ate microwaved beans for lunch, sent a lame forward to everyone on my contact list regardless of whether or not I know them and drove home 10mph because and caused a massive traffic jam, but at least I didn't commit a single homicide today. Its Been the Best Day EVER!!!

Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:36 pm

coming2atvnearu wrote:
DM was on fire! wrote:Aww. I was hoping she did. Ah, well. Thanks Ammer. ^^

No, she did at the very end when she was trying to be all quirky and cute. Failed horribly. She was very excited that she had gone a full performance on live television and, despite being incredibly boring and nervous and weak and fairly unattractive, hadn't made any career crushing mistakes. Holy not a big deal Batman!

Can you imagine if this is how most people lived their lives? Well, I woke up late, didn't have a shower so I nauseate others with my BO, was late for work ( a job you only got because my dad's the boss) sat in my cubicle at my job and did just barely enough work to get by, ate microwaved beans for lunch, sent a lame forward to everyone on my contact list regardless of whether or not I know them and drove home 10mph because and caused a massive traffic jam, but at least I didn't commit a single homicide today. Its Been the Best Day EVER!!!

She did it for like, two seconds at the end. Its really wierd when she turns all cute after a song or something.