Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Twitchy]

Fortunately his mother found him

[matchbow]

Unfortunately, his mother was very disppointed in him

[Twitchy]

Fortunately she felt sorry for him and took him home.

[Snippy]

Unfortunately he got a spanking when he got home.

[Twitchy]

Fortunately he found the superglue and glued a cusion to his bum.

[matchbow]

Unfortunately, this was after the spanking

[Twitchy]

Fortunately it made it easier for him to sit down.

[Trinity]

Unfortunately, everyone laughed at him because he had a cushion on his bum, and it looked very silly.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately, "everyone" was only actually a weedy little nerd, whom Harold easily incapacitated.

[Trinity]

Unfortunately, that weedy little nerd was the only person who knew the secrets the universe, and the knowledge was lost along with him.

[Anoohilator]

Fortunately he was only incapacitated, so he woke up the next day, wrote it all out, got it publlished, and within a week, there was a copy in every single household.

[Snippy]

Unfortunately he got brain damage when he was incappacitated and thusly all the information was nonsence... Or was it?

[CrescentRoses]

Fortunately, the weedly little nerd had created an gigantic, growing fan base of other weedly little nerds, and they all protested that it was the truth.

[matchbow]

Unfortunately, it wasn't

[Christopher]

Forutnately a large Monty Python foot came down and squished everyone thus ending the debate.