Mon May 08, 2006 9:32 pm
To eat toes.
What colors are the sky made of?
What colors are the sky made of?
Mon May 08, 2006 10:07 pm
-sings- Green, black and blue make the colors in the sky....
Where's my samurai?
Where's my samurai?
Mon May 08, 2006 10:34 pm
A: Base Jumping off the Eiffel Tower
Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Mon May 08, 2006 10:47 pm
To the right of Rand McNally.
Why is there a fly in my soup?
Why is there a fly in my soup?
Mon May 08, 2006 11:02 pm
Because the spider took it with him
Why do birds suddenly appear every time that you are near?
Why do birds suddenly appear every time that you are near?
Tue May 09, 2006 1:13 am
you've been watching too much Disney movies, and caught Disneyitis.
what's that button do?
what's that button do?
Tue May 09, 2006 1:29 am
It KILLS you!
To be or not to be?
To be or not to be?
Tue May 09, 2006 2:38 am
That is the question.
Since brevity is the soul of the wit, should I be briefs or boxers?
Since brevity is the soul of the wit, should I be briefs or boxers?
Thu May 11, 2006 12:13 am
You just look amazing in a tiger string
why are crisps always luring me
why are crisps always luring me
Thu May 11, 2006 12:29 am
Mind control!
Why is Japanese TV so dang cool? (Just saw a walrus doing sit ups)
Why is Japanese TV so dang cool? (Just saw a walrus doing sit ups)
Thu May 11, 2006 12:35 am
you like spontanaeity. speaking of which, LOOK! a green penguin! eating eggs! and, um, bellydancing!
what is the square root of a mongoose?
what is the square root of a mongoose?
Thu May 11, 2006 1:01 am
A Platepus
When you travel through time, why does it taste like gravy?
When you travel through time, why does it taste like gravy?
Thu May 11, 2006 1:13 am
Because the gravyman controls all time travel
does porcupine taste like chicken?
does porcupine taste like chicken?
Thu May 11, 2006 1:22 am
Because the Matrix doesn't know what porcupine tastes like.
Why juggle bowling balls when chainsaws are funner?
Why juggle bowling balls when chainsaws are funner?
Thu May 11, 2006 1:48 am
because juggling-chainsaws insurance costs more than juggling-bowling-balls insurance
what do you get all day if you pick up a penny that you didn't find?
what do you get all day if you pick up a penny that you didn't find?