Beer Troubleshooting

[autechre]

Beer Troubleshooting

Symptom: Floor moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

Symptom: Beer is crystal clear.
Fault: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
Action: Punch him.

Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted.
Fault: The beer is too weak.
Action: Have more beer until your voice improves.

Symptom: Don't remember the words to the song.
Fault: Beer is just right.
Action: Play air guitar.

tehehe, these are my favorite ones, but the best one is the beer and water one

[Wind]

That's one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!!

[Collin]

That was great... That's like the Buffalo Theory.

A buffalo heard is only as fast as it' slowest buffalo. So hunters try to pick off the slower and weeker ones first. Thus the speed of the heard increases. Your brain is like a buffalo heard, only as smart as it's dumbest brain cell. SO when you have a beer it kills off the dumber brain cells first, improving your brain. That's why you feel smarter after you've had a few beers...

[S-S-SmOkIN]

Beer Troubleshooting

Symptom: Feet warm and wet.
Fault: Improper bladder control.
Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

Symptom: Floor moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

Symptom: Everyone looks up to you and laughs.
Fault: You are dancing on the table.
Action: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

Symptom: Beer is crystal clear.
Fault: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
Action: Punch him.

Symptom: Hands hurt, nose hurts, and mind unusually clear.
Fault: You have been in a fight.
Action: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

Symptom: Your singing sounds distorted.
Fault: The beer is too weak.
Action: Have more beer until your voice improves.

haha... i liked this few ones lolz...