Fri May 19, 2006 9:14 pm
what it says on the packet.
If he (
) is angry and she ( 
) is happy, what is the square root of zero?
If he (
) is angry and she ( ) is happy, what is the square root of zero?
Fri May 19, 2006 9:25 pm
42.
How many swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck could chuck swords?
How many swords could a sword-chuck chuck if a sword-chuck could chuck swords?
Fri May 19, 2006 9:46 pm
as many as it would take to shut you up.
how much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?
how much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground?
Fri May 19, 2006 9:55 pm
Ground pepper.
Why is it you?
Why is it you?
Fri May 19, 2006 10:02 pm
nobody else wanted the job.
mirror, mirror, on the wall, will my souffle once more fall?
mirror, mirror, on the wall, will my souffle once more fall?
Fri May 19, 2006 10:10 pm
Like the fall of rome, change is inevitable.......
Why isn't change inevitable from vending machines?
Why isn't change inevitable from vending machines?
Fri May 19, 2006 10:13 pm
Because the evil gremlins live in the vending machine, and they steal change periodically to fund their secret drug habit.
Why does the funky jungle beat make my heart go boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom?
Why does the funky jungle beat make my heart go boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom-bidda-boom?
Fri May 19, 2006 11:44 pm
Because your Hips Don't Lie.
GAH! Where is Waldo again? He ran off!
GAH! Where is Waldo again? He ran off!
Sat May 20, 2006 12:00 am
He went for a dump. Give the guy a break!
What's your ideal hair?
What's your ideal hair?
Sat May 20, 2006 12:13 am
the one 3,342,234,998th to the left after the brownish one in the middle of my forehead. and the one 345 hairs to the left of that. they tie for first.
why do i like big, random numbers so much?
why do i like big, random numbers so much?
Sat May 20, 2006 2:41 am
Because they're big, random, and numerical. And they taste good with lemonade.
Am I going to get to bed before midnight tonight?
Am I going to get to bed before midnight tonight?
Sat May 20, 2006 5:50 pm
Only if I am.
Will I go to bed before 5 AM tomorrow morning?
Will I go to bed before 5 AM tomorrow morning?
Sat May 20, 2006 5:57 pm
Never! You have to stay up to watch [AS] for the thirtieth time in a row
Why do I go to be at midnight when there is such good TV on after that time?
Why do I go to be at midnight when there is such good TV on after that time?
Sat May 20, 2006 6:04 pm
Because you're an agent of Satan.
Why will my mother not allow us to get cable so I can watch [AS] like all my friends?
Why will my mother not allow us to get cable so I can watch [AS] like all my friends?
Sat May 20, 2006 6:34 pm
Because it's a Disney plot. They've brainwashed your mother.
Would you want tio be a Dalek or a Cyberman?
Would you want tio be a Dalek or a Cyberman?