Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:38 pm
Fortunately, there are loopholes for every law.
Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:21 pm
unfortunately, 
got confused and wound up hanging himself from the loophole.
got confused and wound up hanging himself from the loophole.
Sat Jul 29, 2006 10:41 pm
Fortuantley, the loophole was made of the loose strings you find on your shirts. So it broke fairly easily, allowing to escape.
to escape.
Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:24 pm
Unfortunately, when the was escaping, tripped and fell into a bottomless pit.
was escaping, tripped and fell into a bottomless pit.
Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:34 am
fortunately, 's horn horn snagged on the side of the bottomless pit, and was able to climb out.
's horn horn snagged on the side of the bottomless pit, and was able to climb out.
Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:45 am
Unfortunately, a flesh eating zombie was waiting for him beside the pit.
Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:09 am
Fortunately, the flesh eating zombie was friendly.
Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:12 am
Unfortunately, the zombie's cat wasn't.
Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:25 am
Fortunatley, the cat had had it's claws removed and all it's teeth had fallen out.
Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:54 pm
Unfortunately, the cat had fleas infected with a fatal desease, and they attached themselves onto
Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:58 am
Fortunatley had, *heroic music* "Bug Away!" Garanteed to exterminate all bugs larger than the can!
had, *heroic music* "Bug Away!" Garanteed to exterminate all bugs larger than the can!
Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:31 am
Unfortunately, his can of *heroic music* Bug Away! was empty.
Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:37 am
Fortunatley, the lid on the can of *heroic music* Bug Away! could be doubled as a dog whistle. so a dog could come and catch the fleas.
Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:41 pm
Unfortunately, the dog was insane and made a barking noise which made the fleas go awol...and become more lethal.
Wed Aug 09, 2006 3:04 am
Unfortunatley, by then, the bugs had jumped on the dog who was at that time, dying a horrible death.