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Okay, please excuse the anagrams in the topic title.. it was hard to fit.

My question is, what type of stunt would you pull if you had a small container of the fowlest grossest pile of gunk in the world?

The (short) story: One night, i had an emergency play rehearsal, so i threw some hot dish of sorts into a container and took it with me to play rehearsal, and ate it there for dinner. At least, i think it was hot dish.
I didnt have time to finish, but i threw it back in the bag, and i guess it fell kind of under the stage, where it was left in 100* temperatures for a month or two, until i rediscovered it while cleaning up the theater. Wondering if i should clean the container *its a perfectly good plastic box* i threw it in my trunk, because i was in a rush that night. My my trunk, it went to my room, which fell onto the floor *still in the container* which ended up being a very messy pile of clothes on the floor and such.

So now, my friends, i have a small tupperwear box that i am afraid to open. When opened, its the grossest rotting-flesh stench that makes you barf on the spot. I think it was noodles and breading stuff with rice... but now its.... its.... ummm... acid? Not quite sure. All i know is, i dont want to waist it. Its a monsterous creation, and i dont know what to do with it.

What would you do with it? Could I get back at my worst enemy by slipping some under his carseat? Sell it to a prankster for 20 bucks? Perhaps save it for april fools? Any ideas of what i can do with the most horrid concauction ever created?

Oh gosh. If I had that, I'd pour it over the head of my arch-enemy.

Month or two, high temp, Smells like death...
Youd probably kill them.

...Say, cant ship it here within the next four hours can you? It could be useful tommorow.

No, you shouldn't attempt to save the container. Plastics have an interesting property that allows them to hold some compounds, such as esters (which are what you smell), forever. Those little guys work their way in between the polymers that make up plastic and very, very slowly release. That's why plastic tubs that don't hold tomato smells are so hard to come by and so new.

So, no, don't keep the material. It will smell like death for the rest of your natural life.

Sell it on Ebay.

It's probably classed as a minor Bio-weapon if it smells that bad...
But hey, funds allowing I'd buy it.

oh, now im definetely NOT keeping the container.

Its just a matter of what to do with the contents! Maybe i should sell it on ebay.... i mean, im not talking about deadly poison or something, im not a bad person... its kind of like creamed corn, .... only... with runny spots. and i see green in there too. it was obviously food at one time. so its just pulling a stunt with some horrendously gross stuff.

Would it be a quick death or a slow, painful, very torturous one?

ORLY?

Eat it! and take photos of the aftermath for us.

You want him to take pictures of his vomit?

totally. it would be way far out in an awsome hip and happening way.

actually i was more interested in seeing what someone looked like as they were spewing... you konw... the moment right before they go... kinda like... it's nearly in the mouth but not... but i'll puff out my cheeks anyway.

hmm reminds me of that disgusting sandwich i ate (no not an old disgusting sandwich, just a disgusting one which i spewed and i have the video)

anyways. Do like i did with a 6 month old sandwich i found. Open it up and put it in someones locker. Preferably someone you hate. Do it at the end of school and the next morning watch what happens when the person opens their locker door xD The smell was horrible. it filled the school up in no time

Do you realize how much money you could pull from that? People are stupid smurfs, so you could probably get five-ten times the cost of the contents of the concoction + the cost of the container.

Hmmm, depends how potent the Bacterium inside are
I'm gonna hedge my bet and say slow

Well, if you do sell it on eBay, put the whole story up there. That'll drive up the bidding.