Crud! We'll probably see all end of plots and wars and anything that would resemble anything that would require you to even think a little.
The site will start being geared towards the Nick Jr Kids, we'll be flooded with little kids, and everything will be cutiefied!
Dr Sloth will disappear because he is just too scary.
They'll be all these advertisements urging you to eat your veggies and look both ways before crossing the street.
They'll get rid of the battledome because it sends the wrong message.
We will see even more sponcered foods on neopets, and less custom content.
Nick charactors will run amuck along with our neopets.
We'll be able to adopt a freaking teletubbie or something!
All new pet colors will make pets resemble something from Nickolodeon.
They'll probably just get rid of the chat area, or most of it or monitor it so you can't even say doo doo or peepee.
You'll get frozen for stupid stuff, like saying doodoo.
They'll get rid of the pound because it is just "too sad" for little kids or something. You'll probably be stuck with a pet you create to "build the idea of being responsible". Or some junk like that.
They'll finally finish neoschool, because it is "educational" and therefore "good" for kids. But your pets will learn about stuff that happens in the real world, instead of stuff that happens in the neopet world, though.
They'll get rid of all toys that resemble guns or violent things.
They'll get rid of anything that might make a kid have get an idea or mimic something they see on neopets. So if they don't like a certain toy, story in the neopian times, or whatever Boom, it is gone.
They'll stop making games about neopets and you'll see more nickolodeon type games.
Everything will be geared up towards promoting education, therefore everything will be educational, but probably less fun.
You'll see stupid random events poping up ever second that say stuff like
Did you know?
The circumference of the earth at the equator is 24,901.55 miles (40,075.16 kilometers)!
Did you know? You should drink eight glasses of water a day!
Stuff like that.
We will see so many more advertisements. They'll be top bars, side bars, flashing bars, talking bars, pop ups, scream ups, and every kind of ad in between. Well it is starting to get that way already, but it WILL get worse. Still, the ads will be geared towards children, so they won't be bad ads, but there will be more of them. So basically they'll probably shrink all the neopian worlds down to postage stamp size and then ads will be everywhere, and you'll basically need a magnifying glass to find neopia.
The worse thing is Neopets is going to be ON TV, probably. They'll churn out very badly drawn cutsy cartoons with no point at all. They'll probably make some kiddy puppet/muppet show thing, with live action charactors teaching their neopets to count and crap.
Can you count to ten? I knew you could!
We'll see neopet beach towels, blankets, curtains, underwear, and stuff everywhere. More neopets toys, Coloring books, and more neopets stuff everywhere.
If you are an adult playing neopets, you'll loose all dignity at all, and respect from anyone who knows you do. So you better only play at midnight with all the lights out, and when no one is home and never never never tell anyone you do, because neopets is about to get very very very stupid!
They'll probably make a lot of money and have so many little kids playing it that they won't care about what the older people think about the way the game is going. It doesn't matter, eventually if anyone has a gimmic they are going to try to get as many selfish little kids as possible out there in the world screaming "I WANT THAT MOMMY I WANT IT I WANT IT!"
Be prepared for a drastic sudden change, CHRISTMAS IS COMING. It is no surprise they sold right before Christmas. They still have october and november to start mass producing some cheap, fall apart, but highly desirable toys just in time for Christmas. And they have time to intruduce a few badly drawn pointless and stupid cartoons or muppet shows on Nick.
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