Igloo Garage Sale has always vaguely disturbed me, and not because it has Chias in it or because it got that horribly busy redesign, though those don't exactly help matters. No, what bothers me is that here we have a game featuring a woman who is clearly OUT OF HER EVER-LOVING MIND.
First of all, instead of hiring a moving company or just waiting for all of us kind Neopians to buy up all her junk, she decides that it would be much quicker to just drop all of her worldly possessions from the icy ledge they apparently live onto the ground below - including glass bottles which are very breakable. Not only breakable, but dangerously sharp when broken. If her husband doesn't step carefully, a nasty cut on his foot is very, very likely.
As if that wasn't bad enough, she's also dropping - God only knows how - PIANOS and BOMBS onto her poor hubby. I don't have the dimensions of the average Chia handy, but I'm pretty sure they can't even lift a piano by themselves - much less
catch one that's falling. And depending on far it has to fall, that would be a significant velocity factor.
It's very apparent to me that Carassa (or is Mika the girl? I never can remember which is which) is either trying to "accidentally" kill her husband, or she's nutty as a fruitcake. I'm telling you, there's some issues going on in that igloo.
Anyway, enough of that....what kind of prizes are y'all expecting at the end of this month? Personally I'm kinda hoping for an AAA plushie ("90% of the stuffing is in the head!") or better yet, a set with him and Abigail. Or possibly a game controller toy - bonus cool points if it looks like the Atari 2600 Wrist Destroying-type. Some of you, after reading the rants here, might prefer a punching bag or pinata toy.
I'm afraid to want a BD item, because if it turns out to be like the ones we've won so far, it'll be nice-looking, but not terribly useful - and quite frankly, there's enough of those already. Same for the furniture and garden items, mostly - UNLESS they gave away a pinball machine or pool table, or something like that. That would indeed be uberiffic.