Awkward things to say

Sigh · **Posted:** Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:09 am

I collect nose hairs... wanna see?

Uncle Xyzzy · **Posted:** Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:11 am

ryan.riverside · **Posts:** 1066 **Joined:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:55 am

I dreamed about you last night.

{later}

Yeah... last night I had an intense dream. I was naked in it.

TDG · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:28 am

Y'know, it'd be pretty easy to gouge somebody's eyes out...

Uncle Xyzzy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:44 am

That was you?!?

ryan.riverside · **Posts:** 1066 **Joined:** Mon Aug 14, 2006 5:55 am

I was thinking later, for our first date, after the movie, we could go and maybe slit each other's wrists and make a blood pact.

TDG · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:10 am

Wanna go out with my Dad?

Ammer · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:36 am

I don't get along with boys, because I used to be one.

cheeryplant · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:28 pm

My dog died three milliseconds ago.

Anoohilator · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:50 pm

My dog's fine at the moment.

Oh wait. He's licking a plug socket.

Oops he's getting electrecuted. Looks nasty :/

I think he's dead

Fiddelysquat · **Posts:** 2476 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 9:18 pm

Yeah, my baby brother did that once.

I don't have a baby brother any more.

Miyu · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 5:43 pm

Can I have your liver and spleen please?

Fiddelysquat · **Posts:** 2476 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 9:18 pm

I collect those, too.

Uncle Xyzzy · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm

I hope you don't mind; I blew up your house. I think your cat was inside. I wasn't able to get a photo, though.

ahoteinrun · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:08 pm

I'm going to pee my pants in fury!

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