Round 142
SSBB = Super Smash Brothers Brawl
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Auron is struck down by the energy blast from the BFG. His aura of pyreflies surround and infuse him with their energies.
Auron: It seems the Fates wish me to continue my journey.
Auron stands again, ready for combat. Aerith tries swiping at the Cactuar, but gets a 5 and misses.
Aerith: Oh, drat.
As Aerith heads back to her friends, she finds a small orb on the ground.
Aerith: Hey! A new dressphere. Yunie! I have a present for you!
Aerith runs over to show off the prize. A dark cloud floats over the arena. A Lakitu tosses off some Spinies into the arena.
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Dark Samus starts draining energy from the vortex and charging a massive blast. The vortex grows exponentially as she drains more energy. Dark Samus fires a shot right at the group. Suddenly, a loud pop is heard. A white, rectangular parallel pipette appears in midair. It spots the ball of energy and rushes to block it. The paddle deflects the ball centimeters before it can hit Samus. The ball starts heading back toward the vortex.
DS: NOOOO!!!!
Dark Samus fires at her previous shot but keeps missing. The massive ball hits the vortex. Space around the vortex starts warping and folding in on itself. With a massive flash of light, but no sound, the vortex collapses in on itself.
DS: [Expletive deleted]! [Expletive deleted]! [Expletive deleted]! Son of a [Expletive deleted]!
Caboose: I don’t think she is happy.
Dark Samus turns and fires a missile directly at Caboose’s head. Pong deflects the missile.
Samus: I never thought I would be glad to see something as weird as this.
DS: Shut the hell up! If I can’t have the universe, at least I’ll have the pleasure of destroying you!
Dark Samus starts unloading all of her arsenal on the group. Pong deftly deflects all incoming attacks.
DS: Damn you!
Dark Samus runs and tries punching Pong but is deflected as well.
DS: Son of a! Fine. You win this round, but I will be back. You have not won yet.
Dark Samus breaks into particles of Phazon and disappears.
Samus: Caboose, honey. Now that Dark Samus is gone, can you please untie us?
Caboose: I’m sorry. I can’t do that.
Samus: Why not!
Caboose: I’m not good with knots.
Whispers. My shoes are velcro!
Chief: That doesn’t surprise me.
Samus: But you’re the one that tied us up.
Caboose: That doesn’t sound like me...
Samus: You stupid, little...
Samus delivers a low blow to Caboose and keeps kicking him.
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Elsewhere... Sam and Snake are standing in front of a white screen.
Snake: Hello. I’m a Mac.
Sam: And I’m a PC
Katarn: An I feel a great disturbance in the Force.
Snake: What?
Sam: Huh?
Katarn: It is as if something utterly idiotic cried out in pain then was suddenly silenced.
Sam: What the heck are you talking about?
Katarn: Oh. Samus asked me to tell you that she needs your help with something. Sorry this took so long to deliver, but some of us can’t make the Kessel run twelve parsecs.
Sam: That makes absolutely no sense. You are using a distance measure for a time interval.
Katarn: Just shut up and come with me.
Sam: Why should we!
Katarn:
Waves a hand. You will shut up and come with me.
Sam: I will shut up and come with you.
Katarn:
Waves a hand. You will not complain the whole time.
Sam: These are not the droids we are looking for.
Katarn: Good enough.
Snake:
Waves a hand. You will give me your wallet.
Sam: What the heck are you doing? You look like an idiot. Now, are we going to find those droids or not! Move along. Move along.
Sam marches away with great determination.
0500/1700 Rule: Regardless of when the last update occurred, you may make actions
after 5AM/PM your time zone. There is no need to wait for an update to make an action, but it is recommended. Any actions that break this rule will not count as a legal action and will be promptly (eventually) pointed out. If you miss one of the posting periods, you will not get an extra move. I will allow posts +5 minutes in so you don’t have to rush your action.
Preferred Attack format: ‘
[Character A] attacks
[Character B] for
-X damage’ [Do not forget the
underline,
red, and
bold.]
Example attack: ‘
Sonic attacks
Link for
-3 damage’
Example split attack: ‘
Chrono attacks
a goomba for
-1 damage and
Ryu for
-2 damage
Example weapon use: ‘
Zelda uses a Warp Star to deal
-3 damage to
Mr Game & Watch and Mewtwo.’
Code:
[u][Character A][/u] attacks [color=red][Character B][/color] for [b]-3 damage[/b]
Code:
[u][Character A][/u] attacks [color=red][NPC][/color] for [b]-(X) damage[/b] and [color=red][Character B][/color] for [b]-(3-X) damage[/b]
Simple Attack format: ‘
[Character A] attacks [Character B] for -X damage’ [Do not forget the
bold.]
Example attack: ‘
Sonic attacks Link for-3 damage’
Example split attack: ‘
Chrono attacks a goomba for -1 and Ryu for -2Example weapon use: ‘
Zelda uses a Warp Star to deal -3 damage to Mr Game & Watch and Mewtwo’
Code:
[b][Character A] attacks [Character B] for -3 Damage[/b]
Code:
[b][Character A] attacks [NPC] for -(X) damage and [Character B] for -(3-X) damage[/b]
Preferred Heal format: ‘
[Character] heals for
+2 HP [Do not forget the
green and
bold.]
Example heal: ‘
Kirby heals for
+2 HP’
Code:
[color=green][Character][/color] heals for [b]+2 HP[/b]
Simple Heal format: ‘
[Character] heals for +2 HP [Do not forget the
bold.]
Example heal: ‘
Kirby heals for +2 HP’
Code:
[b][Character] heals for +2 HP[/b]
Specials follow the same format where appropriate.
Specials and weapons should be used before regular attacks can be used.
Special users can defeat one 1 or 2 HP NPC of their choice in addition to their special use (meaning without targeting the NPC with the special).
Super Smash Attacks (SSA): SSA actions are powerful, character-specific moves with special effects. They can only be activated two ways and usually involve the character being removed from the game (see below) for a short time. The SSA use counter does not reset until all characters have used their SSA. To activate: either use a Smash Emblem or buy it with some points. Characters that still have an available SSA are marked with the Yen symbol (¥)
Removed from the Game (RFG): Unlike in Magic: The Gathering, this is not a permanent effect. Characters removed from the game cannot attack or heal but cannot be targeted. They return to play after a set amount of rounds. At least three characters will remain in play at all times.
<s>
Special Character - Gogo: Due to Gogo’s unique nature, I will post his information every round. If there are any questions, PM me, and I will willingly help.
Gogo cannot attack or heal. He is active every round. He has only one special which he uses every round.
Special: Mime: *Gogo copies the last action done (the post above this use). *Gogo’s user may choose new targets. *If a special was used, Gogo receives -3 damage in addition to the special’s effects. *Cannot mime SSAs or actions in the GM’s posts. *Cannot be the first action of the round. *If Gogo is not used, he automatically heals for +1 HP each round, but he starts with 30 HP at the beginning of the game. *He counts as male for gender related contests.</s>
Starting/Maximum HP = 50
Factions: (** = Active Ability)
Castlevania: +30 - Vampire Slayer - Characters can automatically defeat two NPCs with 1, 2, or 3 HP or defeat one 4 or 5 HP NPC in addition any other actions this round
Deep Space 9ers: +50 - Reflective Shields - All attacks directed at the members are reflected back to the attackers. Members can still attack
Dream Land: +20 - Skill Copy - Members may use any special belonging to any [Faction] member. (Check character guide or with the GM for specials)
Hyrule: +90 points - Magic Sack - Members may use any weapon unlimited times (weapon changes user after each use unless user can do unlimited attacks) (Check item guide or with the GM for items)
Independent: +0 - None (duh, they have no team)
Defeated - Kongo Jungle: +20 - Monkey Friends - When a member is attacked, the attacker receives a -1 damage counterattack for every -2 damage dealt to member (counterattack is rounded down)
Defeated - Mushroom Kingdom: +40 - Mega Mushroom - All members deal double damage for the rest of the round, but cannot use weapons. Negative side effects are doubled for members
Mythology: +?0
Defeated - Pokémon: +50 - Pokeball - A random, unused Pokeball is activated. Members are immune to the effects
Defeated - Sephiroth: +50 - Summon Sephiroth - Either: a Guard Armor or Dark Trooper appear; or Sephiroth appears for the round and deals up to -20 damage distributed among the remaining characters.
Sonic: +60 - Hyper Sonic Speed - Members cannot be attacked for the rest of the round. Members may still attack.
Square Enix: +170 points - Job Change - Members may use any Dressphere that is currently not being used (Check Dressphere guide or with the GM for Dresspheres). Counts as a weapon action
Versus: +70 - Versus: Adrenaline Rush - Members may make unlimited actions. Special users may use their special twice (any given player may only use the special once)
Characters
Aerith----------------------------49
Auron----------------------------30 (No weapons or heal) (No attack x3)
Blaze-----------------------------41 ¥
Edge-----------------------------28 ¥
Fei--------------------------------27 ¥
Hayabusa Ryu------------------34
Jeran and Lisha-----------------25
Kasumi---------------------------34
Kirby-----------------------------38
Kite------------------------------20
Paine-----------------------------24
Rikku----------------------------38
Sheik-----------------------------32
Siegfried-------------------------36 ¥
Simon----------------------------36
Soma-----------------------------37
Squall----------------------------18
Terry-----------------------------30 ¥ (No attack or heal x2)
X---------------------------------32 ¥
Wario----------------------------28
Yuna-----------------------------38
Young Link---------------------37
Zelda-----------------------------26
NPC Stats
Lakitu -------------------------- 3 HP
Spiny x5 ------------------------ 1 HP (Immune to regular)
Your beloved referees - Reno of the Turks and Lieutenant Alexander Munro of Starfleet!
Eliminations (Victim, Character, Player, Round):
Koopa - Roy - Christopher - Round 15
Giga Koopa - Wario - Okamoto - Round 21
Sonic - Black Mage - Okamoto - Round 25
Guard Armor 1 - X - Okamoto - Round 26
Donkey Kong - Prince - Typhoon - Round 28
Kongo Jungle - Rikku - Typhoon - Round 29
Diddy Kong - Yoshi - Typhoon - Round 29
Deoxys - Gogo miming X - Typhoon - Round 33
Mario - Yoshi via HRB - Typhoon - Round 35
Captain Falcon - Kirby - Okamoto - Round 36
Silver - Gogo miming Falco - Christopher - Round 39
Dark Trooper 1 - Rikku - Typhoon - Round 43
Elena - Zero - Typhoon - Round 44
Rude - Ryu - Okamoto - Round 46
Tseng - Paine - Christopher - Round 47
Samus - Rikku - Christopher - Round 54
Sora - Yuna - Okamoto - Round 55
Marth - Jenova - None - Round 57
Jenova - Roy - Christopher - Round 60
Ice Climbers - Aerith - Puppy Lover - Round 63
Tails - Aerith - Typhoon - Round 69
Yoshi - Gogo miming Black Mage - Christopher - Round 70
Roy - Kasumi - Typhoon - Round 73
Pikachu - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 74
Knuckles - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 74
Luigi - Black Mage - Christopher - Round 77
Ramza - Pichu - Okamoto - Round 78
Gogo - Himself - Christopher - Round 78
Mewtwo - Kite - Christopher - Round 79
Ganondorf - Joanna - Christopher - Round 80
Master Hand - Rikku - Christopher - Round 83
Fox - Okamoto - Paine - Round 88
Black Mage - Okamoto - Paine - Round 88
Sol - Auron - Christopher - Round 90
Shadow - Mr Game & Watch - Tested - Round 93
Pichu - Paine - Christopher - Round 95
Team Sephiroth - Mr Game & Watch - Tested - Round 98
Falco - Mr Game & Watch - Tested - Round 98
Dark Armor - Plusle and Minun - Typhoon - Round 102
Mr Game & Watch - Rikku - Christopher - Round 103
Tina - Geno - Okamoto - Round 103
Koopalings x7 - Rikku, Beatrix, Cloud, Purin, Aerith, Squall x2 - Roxas x4, Okamoto, Christopher x2 - Round 103, 106, 110 x2, 111, 120 x2
Colonel Johnson, Yoshi, Deoxys, Doc/O’Malley, Marth, Falco - Auron, Rikku x2, Squall - Christopher x3, Roxas, Puppy Lover x2 - Round 105, 107, 112, 117, 120 x2
Petey Piranha, Birdo, Kamek, Clown Car Koopa - Squall, Siegfried, Auron, Joanna - Roxas, Okamoto x2, Tested - Round 108, 112, 118, 120
Armos-es - Sheik, Squall - Roxas x2, Typhoon - Round 112, 117, 123
Famfrit, Reno, Leon - None, Himself, Twinrova - None x3 - Round 118, 121, 123
Monster Ganon, Agahnim - Auron, Edge - Christopher, Roxas - Round 119, 122
Beatrix - Geno - Roxas - Round 120
Dark Trooper 2 - Zero - Puppy Lover - Round 121
Link - Purin - Puppy Lover - Round 121
Sephiroth - Edge - Roxas - Round 123
Koopa Jr - Aerith - Okamoto - Round 123
Liu - Sheik - Christopher - Round 126
Zero - Auron - Christopher - Round 128
Plusle and Minun - Auron - Christopher - Round 128
Crazy Hand - Simon - Christopher - Round 130
Kyle Katarn - Rikku - Christopher - Round 130
Joanna Dark - Cloud - Roxas - Round 131
Geno - Young Link - Puppy Lover - Round 131
Ness - Peach - Christopher - Round 132
Ryu - Rikku - Okamoto - Round 134
Mushroom Kingdom - Kasumi - Christopher - Round 137
Peach - Kasumi - Christopher - Round 137
Cloud - Terry - Okamoto - Round 138
Chrono - Kite - Typhoon - Round 140
Team Pokémon - Rikku miming Auron - Roxas - Round 140
Purin - Rikku miming Auron - Roxas - Round 140
Chun-li - Rikku miming Auron - Roxas - Round 140
Alucard - Kite via HRB - Christopher - Round 140
Prince - Sheik - Puppy Lover - Round 141
NPC Kills (NPC, # defeated, # sent):
Goomba - 17 - 30
Octorok - 4 - 20
Slime - 12 - 20
Koopa Troopa - 10 - 20
Spiny - 15 - 15
Deku Scrub - 6 - 12
Hammer Bros - 8 - 15
Kremling - 6 - 15
Heartless - 13 - 40
Paratroopa - 5 - 15
Redead - 8 - 15
Cactuar - 2 - 5
Like-Like - 5 - 10
Red Bubble - 1 - 9
Blue Bubble - 2 - 7
Bomb - 0 - 3
Shyguy - X - X
Wiggler - 1 - 5
Dodongo - 1 - 2
Lakitu - 4 - 4
Stalfos - 5 - 5
Moblin - 6 - 6
Zu - 3 - 3
Tonberry - 5 - 5
Iron Knuckle - 3 - 3
Metroid - 8 - 8
Malboro - 4 - 4
Thwomp - X - 5
Boo - X - 3
Floor Master - X - 7
Points: Max = 3*cos(2π)*(6!/4) - (2^3)(25^0.5) ± ln(1)
Blk Mage - 281
Stinkyllama - 56
Christopher - 463
Noo - 313
Ryan - 205
Roxas_x - 500 (max)
Okamoto - 500 (max)
Typhoon - 415
MJ - 3
Puppy Lover - 52
Uncle Xyzzy - 192
L-Neko - 1
GM Choice - 212
Past Winners:
SSBM 1 - Samus of DS9ers
SSBM 2: Revenge of the Melee - Mewtwo of Team Pokémon
SSBM 3: All-Stars Unite - Roy of Team Hyrule
SSBB 1: The Brawl Begins - Rikku of Square Enix
SSBB 2: Shadows of the Brawl - ????
Point Redemption
Number of SSAs Left to Use: 7
Pokémon List:
2, 4, 5, 9, 11, 17, 18, 22, 23, 27
Summon Materia Effects:
Found here
Djinni System Information
Coming soon! - Complete. Makes its first appearance in SSBB 3
Character Profiles:
Found here. Enjoy!
Game Notes:
Changes made in SSBB 1 here. Enjoy!
Changes made in SSBB 2 here. Enjoy!
HRB Rules. Enjoy!
Request Info! - Active-ish
<s>
How to Gogo - Enjoy!</s>
Game Site:
Overall, found here.
Preview movies at the bottom of the first column.
Round 142 Announcements:
1:
Brackets?! We don’t need no stinking Brackets!
2: I hope you liked the commercial parodies. They are really fun to write. If you have suggestions, feel free to PM me. I will be doing more of the ‘who’s greatest’ discussions since they are pretty fun to write.
Drools over the idea of more Mac vs PC commercials.
3:
Read me! Or at least the ones written by your beloved GM
4: There are just a couple more Mac vs PC commercials to do. After the latest part of the plot, I think the ‘who’s the greatest’ debates will return.
5: Minor-Major Announcement: I am going to need help writing SSAs for next game. Since the real SSBB isn't out yet, we will have to embellish a little for potential returning characters (Ness, Purin, Falcon, Koopa, etc). If you want to help, fire off a PM and we'll work something out.
6: Since they are both defeated, I will reveal Prince’s and Chrono’s SSAs with all of you. They had the ability to manipulate the past. I think it is the most powerful of all the SSAs (maybe second to Kite) since it could be used to virtually bring a character back. Well, not that powerful. There are limitations.
7: You know, I really didn’t ever mean to do real world advertising outside of the references in the plot and the Mac ads and the site citing, but I have to promote
this because it is too cool. I literally
every time I see it because it is so true.
8: As you know, this is the last of the NPCs. I like trying to get them to numbers divisible by five. Just easy for the last update.
9: Oka, I meant ‘1 of each’ as a complement of how the Faction Ability worked. You were okay to use the BFG again.
This Round's Weapons:
1 Super Scope: -1 damage to distributed any way to up to four characters
This Round's Dressphere - Square Enix use only!:
Summoner - Summon: A Summon Materia roll will determine which summon is called. Sphere user cannot make any action next round.
This Round's Specials:
1) Squall: Fated Circle: -3 damage to two characters
2) Y Link: Gale Boomerang: -2 damage to two characters. Targets cannot attack for the rest of the round. Cannot target special users.
3) Kirby: Stone: Pick one: Kirby cannot be attacked or healed this round, or +4 HP and ignores two attacks this round, or +4 HP to Kirby and -3 damage to one character
SSA: None
This Round's Stage:
None
This Round's Mini-game:
None
This Round's NPCs:
5 Spiny: 1/0 HP. +2 points when defeated. Deals -1 damage to one character each at the end of the round. They only appear for one round. Immune to regular attacks
1 Lakitu: 3 HP. +3 points. Does not attack. All Spinies in play are instantly defeated when Lakitu is defeated. No points for their defeat are awarded. They only appear for one round.
This Round's Faction Ability:
None
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