We have cause for celebration!!

[Jasujo]

This midget I kept throwing my balls at was throwing a tantrum.

...

LOL

Kym, I'm not one to judge, but maybe your dreams are a psychological cry for help.

(This also explains the odd conversation between you and Tim yesterday. lol)

[Combusken BG]

On another forum that I go to a topic about farts reached over 120 pages before be locked by the moderators there. (I am serious) Thankfully I don't see this topic reaching there.

Anyway from presonal experince I find the best way to avoid farting when you have diarrhea is to burp every time you feel a fart coming and hope a fart doesn't sneak through.

[shapu]

You know that doesn't work, right? Flatulence and eructation are separated by about 20 feet.

[ahoteinrun]

On another forum that I go to a topic about farts reached over 120 pages before be locked by the moderators there. (I am serious) Thankfully I don't see this topic reaching there.

Anyway from presonal experince I find the best way to avoid farting when you have diarrhea is to burp every time you feel a fart coming and hope a fart doesn't sneak through.

Thats about the weirdest thing i've read in a long long time. And like the wise and wonderful Shapu said, it doesn't really work.

[Ginger Harp Seal Pup]

I'm happy to announce that I hardly EVER get diarrhea. My bowels are made of steel. Nothing can hurt them! I last puked up when I was three, because of my incredibly strong stomach. I also have the appetite of a t-rex.

Anyway, glad you're cured... To celebrate this glorious occasion, I am colouring my font in a special way, just for you!

[shapu]

//My bowels are made of steel.//

I nominate this for the "PPTers say the darndest things of the century" list.

[MarchingDuck]

oi, kym, exlax isnt candy, love.

but I know how you feel. I was wicked sick last winter. Couldnt keep food in. I had a nasty fever too.

Glad your well again.

[DM was on fire!]

I'm in a library, and now the guy at the computer next to me is wondering why I'm laughing so hard. ah, bathroom humour.

Wah wah wah.

I know how you feel, Kym. There was this horrible bug going around a couple months back, and first my mom caught it, passed it onto me, and then both my mom and my dad simultaneously had it.
It wasn't pretty. Glad you got over it, though.

[Robin]

*clicks the report post button repeatedly*

*does the same*

A little piece of me died inside when I read that...

[Ange]

If exlax isn't candy, then Tums definitely are. We popped them literally like candy when we (my friends and I) were in Guatemala. Not because we needed them, but because they tasted like candy. They're also a great source of calcium! I highly recommend the berry flavors.

[Ammer]

I'm sorry, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

[Fiddelysquat]

Yeah, thanks for sharing. I just sincerely hope that you don't have wireless coverage in your bathroom. You always did seem distracted during conversations the past couple days.

[Hpfan36]

Ah.. that is wonderful. Very, very fun.

>.<

Oi. I am happy to hear that you are over with it. ^^

[MarchingDuck]

If exlax isn't candy, then Tums definitely are. We popped them literally like candy when we (my friends and I) were in Guatemala. Not because we needed them, but because they tasted like candy. They're also a great source of calcium! I highly recommend the berry flavors.

lol I like the wintogreen flavored ones.

plus mint helps to settle the stomach.

[shapu]

plus mint helps to settle the stomach.

Does your stomach need settling if it's been drained or emptied?

I'd say that ex-lax and ipecac do the same thing as Tums, just with more violence.