Here are my favorites from Texas...
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When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
Does that (two trains meeting each other at a crossing) ever actually happen?
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It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
I thought it was illegal to shoot anything from any floor of a hotel.
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A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Something tells me this law isn't working...
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It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
So that means all the people who work at Blue Bell Ice Cream are breaking the law.
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