This is not my fault. You people gave me ideas.
Meet the Grammar Avenger. Armed with his/her Hammer of Correction, the Grammar Avenger swoops down from the syntactical ether to distribute apostrophes appropriately, fix common spelling and homonym errors, and teach the people about proper use of auxiliary verbs. He/she works on the side of the law(hence the police hat), but has magical powers(hence the green fairy wings) and a really big hammer(hence the really big hammer).
Why, yes, I
do need more sleep and less caffeine!
Is there an award for teh "Coolest Person to Come Back to PPT From a Hiatus?" If not so, there should be so I can win it!