Siniri's brought it to my attention that the First Lady in clue 4 did not spend most of her life in my hometown, just the first part of her life.
EDIT: Okay, we're forty minutes from the deadline and I've only got two responses. If I don't get at least one more by 9 PM NST I'm going to extend the deadline to this time tomorrow, since PPT was so hard to navigate earlier today.
EDIT 2: I've gotten 4 responses, so I'm ending the round.
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Round 3 Answers1. Lexington, Massachusetts
2. Jim Varney (AKA Ernest of the "Earnest" movies)
3. Fark
4. Jefferson Davis and Mary Todd Lincoln (The "vampirically-named university" is Transylvania.)
5. Adolph Rupp(the "famous Usenet rule" mentioned is Godwin's Law.)
6. Thoroughbred Horse
7. Marquis De Lafayette
8. Lexmark International
9. Belle Brezing
10. Fazoli's (The other restaurant mentioned is Long John Silver's. Fazoli's is way better.)
And the town: Lexington, Kentucky(since we've got an incorporated city/county government, it's properly "Lexington-Fayette Urban County", but that's a stupid name).
Round 3 ResultsPlayer--score (missed clues)
Siniri--20
Pipsqueeek--19 (5)
Miyu--19 (4)
StuMan--11 (1-8, 10)
DM--no answers
Pixa--no answers
Cumulative resultsMiyu--56.5
Siniri--39
Pipsqueeek--39
Mongrel--38.5
StuMan--14
DM--0
Pixa--0
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Miyu is the host for the next round, obviously.
"Oh, better far to live and die/Under the brave black flag I fly/Than play a sanctimonious part/With a pirate head and a pirate heart."