Uh...1154 kbps down, 211 kbps up.

I used SpeedTest.net and the Atlanta server.
We have sucky DSL here. We're right on the fringe of our area. We even switched DNS servers and stuff. Our cable is just as bad -- speeds are great, but it can't stay on a week. We had the cable internet for a month, and we got so many credits on the bill (because the cable TV sucks too), we only paid for a PPV movie!
If we still lived in downtown Greer, we could've mooched off of their Wi-Fi. We had great internet there, because we were less than a mile from BellSouth's office. XD