WHERE PUDDING AND MOONGEWL LIVE--In recent weeks, the city has seen a horrific increase in the number of bewilderings and random yelling incidents due to uber-fans of the popular online sport Yooyuball.
Rabid Yooyuball fans before a match. They support different teams, but diners at the seafood restaurant next to the duck pond (where this image was captured by an amateur photographer with a FunSaver whose color was really off) were equally horrified by both hoodlums.
Many say that the fans' reactions to the sport will become less rowdy as the current tournament, the Altador Cup, wears on. This reporter feels that it is our solemn duty to remove these Yooyuball fanatics from the general public as soon as possible, before they spread the obsession to other sports fans.
The alleged hoodlums months before their introduction to a life of hooliganism. Oddly enough, they're at the same duck pond.
Yooyuball is played by millions of players worldwide, but only recently has it been making inroads locally. Some suspect that this is due to rumors of "really spiffy prizes."
Some Yooyuball fans, like the one above with the unfortunate haircut, can be restored to a previous peaceful lifestyle. Others, like the one below with the awesome purse, continue to wreak havoc by posing for photos in Wal-Marts.
One thing is for certain, though. Something must be done about these hooligans for the good of the city.
