I'm kind of getting tired of my phone. I'm on my third Nokia 6010, but it would be nice to have a phone that isn't incredibly basic(I think I got the third one for $10 at Toys R US). I do a ton of texting, and I'd love to have mobile IM, but I don't actually make a lot of phone calls.
Obviously I don't want anything very expensive, and I really don't want anything trendy. Trendy phones have a habit of being bugly.
"Oh, better far to live and die/Under the brave black flag I fly/Than play a sanctimonious part/With a pirate head and a pirate heart."