Wed Aug 18, 2004 8:25 pm
I went to Portugal with my Step-mum and my dad, my two Step-sisters and my step-brother and his friend, who are both 15. My youngest step-sister is only 8, but Jo, the older one, is the same age as me. Anyway, Jill, my step-mum, owns a villa in Portugal's Ballia village, and one day(at about 12:00 at night) we decided to go for a swim.
So we all went outside(the pool is right there) a bit wary of the old pervy austrailian people next door who were drunk, and sitting outside on their porch. We got to the pool, and my step-brother and his friend(who were both already in their swimming trunks) got ready to dive in while me and Jo took of our shorts( with her bikini bottoms underneath) Untill I discovered I was wearing normal knickers, not bikini wear. I told them i would be back in a minute and ran back to the villa. Because of the pervy austrailian people, I ran extra fast, and thinking the door was open, ran into it(its glass).
Of course, I made a big bang, and big OH CRAP and a big smack(when I fell on the ground) Then apparently I woke up the pervy australian people's young daughter, who started screaming her head off. The called out if I was ok, and incase they would come round the hedge, I ran in as quickly as I could, banging my head on the glass door again >_<
Anyway, fast forward, I GOT INTO the villa, changed into my bikini and came back out again. Now it says the pool closed at 12:00, and we thought that it might be because of the chlorine. Someone had thrown bottle-caps into the pools, so we broke of this massive stick and tried for about twenty minutes to get the bottle caps over to us. we looked inside and there was nothing, so Jamie and Gavin jumped in. Jo and I were just about to go in when they ran out of the pool shouting in pain, apparently the chlorine had just been put in, and opening you're eyes under water wouldn't be a good thing. So jamie ran up to the villa to get his eye-drops(he has a thing wrong with his eye) and a few moments later we heard this BANG, OH CRAP!!
hehehe, its kinda 'you have to be there' thing. We looked at the door the next day, and there were like big blurred mark's where our heads had connected.
So we all went outside(the pool is right there) a bit wary of the old pervy austrailian people next door who were drunk, and sitting outside on their porch. We got to the pool, and my step-brother and his friend(who were both already in their swimming trunks) got ready to dive in while me and Jo took of our shorts( with her bikini bottoms underneath) Untill I discovered I was wearing normal knickers, not bikini wear. I told them i would be back in a minute and ran back to the villa. Because of the pervy austrailian people, I ran extra fast, and thinking the door was open, ran into it(its glass).
Of course, I made a big bang, and big OH CRAP and a big smack(when I fell on the ground) Then apparently I woke up the pervy australian people's young daughter, who started screaming her head off. The called out if I was ok, and incase they would come round the hedge, I ran in as quickly as I could, banging my head on the glass door again >_<
Anyway, fast forward, I GOT INTO the villa, changed into my bikini and came back out again. Now it says the pool closed at 12:00, and we thought that it might be because of the chlorine. Someone had thrown bottle-caps into the pools, so we broke of this massive stick and tried for about twenty minutes to get the bottle caps over to us. we looked inside and there was nothing, so Jamie and Gavin jumped in. Jo and I were just about to go in when they ran out of the pool shouting in pain, apparently the chlorine had just been put in, and opening you're eyes under water wouldn't be a good thing. So jamie ran up to the villa to get his eye-drops(he has a thing wrong with his eye) and a few moments later we heard this BANG, OH CRAP!!
hehehe, its kinda 'you have to be there' thing. We looked at the door the next day, and there were like big blurred mark's where our heads had connected.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:25 am
This is just kinda a ditzy/dumb moment:
*college student is reading "The Grinch" to kids at a Christmas party*
Me: "I didn't know there was a BOOK for "The Grinch!" I mean, it did sound kind of Dr. Seuss-y..."
Dad: *starts laughing*
*college student is reading "The Grinch" to kids at a Christmas party*
Me: "I didn't know there was a BOOK for "The Grinch!" I mean, it did sound kind of Dr. Seuss-y..."
Dad: *starts laughing*
Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:53 am
Kitten Medli wrote:Crystal Cloud wrote:Last one. Anyways, about a month ago, i was wearing these cool pants that instead of having buttons, they had to be tied up, but they were a bit loose. So i tied them up really tight. We went to the mall, and then i had to go to the washroom. Bad. Really bad! So i ran to the bathroom, went in the stall, and couldn't get my double knot of my pants undone. I danced around trying to desperatly untie it. I almost wet myself, when i finally got the darned thing undone. That was the last time i wore those pants!
Oh my goodness. I can just imagine that. You made me laugh so hard.
Then you'll love this: My class went to the park for an outside day thingy. Anyways all the swings were taken, except for the baby swings. Me and my friend were waiting for a swing, when she goes: "I bet you that you won't be able to fit in a baby swing!" So, of course, i had to go try.
. So i go, in, and i fit just fine. Then my friend goes: oh, wow! You're so skinny! Let's go play something else. So, i go to get out, and i'm stuck! I have all these kids laughing at me, and the teachers hurry over to get me out, but i'm still stuck, they're yanking and pulling and everything. One teacher was about to call the fire department to saw me out, when finally they got me out!
Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:03 am
Crystal Cloud wrote:Kitten Medli wrote:Crystal Cloud wrote:Last one. Anyways, about a month ago, i was wearing these cool pants that instead of having buttons, they had to be tied up, but they were a bit loose. So i tied them up really tight. We went to the mall, and then i had to go to the washroom. Bad. Really bad! So i ran to the bathroom, went in the stall, and couldn't get my double knot of my pants undone. I danced around trying to desperatly untie it. I almost wet myself, when i finally got the darned thing undone. That was the last time i wore those pants!
Oh my goodness. I can just imagine that. You made me laugh so hard.
Then you'll love this: My class went to the park for an outside day thingy. Anyways all the swings were taken, except for the baby swings. Me and my friend were waiting for a swing, when she goes: "I bet you that you won't be able to fit in a baby swing!" So, of course, i had to go try.
Wow. I would be mortally wounded if it were me.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:44 am
Crescendo wrote:Crystal Cloud wrote:Kitten Medli wrote:Crystal Cloud wrote:Last one. Anyways, about a month ago, i was wearing these cool pants that instead of having buttons, they had to be tied up, but they were a bit loose. So i tied them up really tight. We went to the mall, and then i had to go to the washroom. Bad. Really bad! So i ran to the bathroom, went in the stall, and couldn't get my double knot of my pants undone. I danced around trying to desperatly untie it. I almost wet myself, when i finally got the darned thing undone. That was the last time i wore those pants!
Oh my goodness. I can just imagine that. You made me laugh so hard.
Then you'll love this: My class went to the park for an outside day thingy. Anyways all the swings were taken, except for the baby swings. Me and my friend were waiting for a swing, when she goes: "I bet you that you won't be able to fit in a baby swing!" So, of course, i had to go try.
Wow. I would be mortally wounded if it were me.
I was so embarrased! But eventually people got over it, although sometimes when people mention baby swings, they burst out laughing, and look over at me.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 3:08 am
Crystal Cloud wrote:Then you'll love this: My class went to the park for an outside day thingy. Anyways all the swings were taken, except for the baby swings. Me and my friend were waiting for a swing, when she goes: "I bet you that you won't be able to fit in a baby swing!" So, of course, i had to go try.
You know, I tried that a few years ago. I wasn't supposed to fit in the baby swings, but then my bro and I tried. He was short, so I could fit him in. I fit in the swing and started swinging. Apparently my mum started laughing cuz I looked funny in the plastic baby swing. I got angry and tried to get out. Thank God I could still get out, but with a little difficulty. I had to raise one leg up and out and the other one as well. I lost my balance and my bum went back into the swing. It was like, "Oof." and I feel back. Finally after a few seconds of struggling, I finally got out and I carried my bro out. That day on, I swore I would never try to get into another baby swing.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:52 am
This is very funny. To me anyway.
Me and a few associates were in town at a local festival kinda thing and there was free stuff being given out left right and centre, one of my associates, let call him 'Doug' made it his mission to gather everything free he could.
He ran into a woman with a basket of what looked like packets of floss and he grabbed one.
An hour later he opened it to discover they were infact Tampons.
Me and a few associates were in town at a local festival kinda thing and there was free stuff being given out left right and centre, one of my associates, let call him 'Doug' made it his mission to gather everything free he could.
He ran into a woman with a basket of what looked like packets of floss and he grabbed one.
An hour later he opened it to discover they were infact Tampons.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:14 am
Christopher wrote:This is very funny. To me anyway.
Me and a few associates were in town at a local festival kinda thing and there was free stuff being given out left right and centre, one of my associates, let call him 'Doug' made it his mission to gather everything free he could.
He ran into a woman with a basket of what looked like packets of floss and he grabbed one.
An hour later he opened it to discover they were infact Tampons.
Oh my! Poor guy >.< That makes me remember my trip to Korea where we just ate all the free food put out :p
Thu Aug 19, 2004 5:14 am
Christopher wrote:This is very funny. To me anyway.
Me and a few associates were in town at a local festival kinda thing and there was free stuff being given out left right and centre, one of my associates, let call him 'Doug' made it his mission to gather everything free he could.
He ran into a woman with a basket of what looked like packets of floss and he grabbed one.
An hour later he opened it to discover they were infact Tampons.
....
How horrible. *holds back laugh*
Crystal,you're a goof.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:48 am
I was in draaama once. And I was in this scene where two people would be in front of me, tense and stuff, then I'd jump up behind them. It was some weird lift thing O_o. Well, anyway, I started to run out and fell flat on my face. Why? I've ran through a rip in the curtains, not the parting. Ugh.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 1:29 pm
(It's really going to get annoying when I post loads and loads XD Stupid memory *bonks head*)
Submitting 2 this time so I won't forget:
1- Last year at Year 9 camp:
I borrowed my mum's camera and I had to be careful with it. I wrapped it up with 3 layers of "clothing" for it (the circly bag thingy you can pop (I have no idea what I'm talking about) a large soft cloth especially for cameras and a bag). I slept on the top bunk and my friends sleep on the bottom ones. I dropped my camera from the top to the bottom (on the mattress) by accident and I was going, "MY CAMERA! MY CAMERA!" Obviously the camera was fine and my friends were just staring at me going, "Jocelyn, you have THREE layers of protection and you dropped it on a MATTRESS." Then we headed to the beach and I got my camera out. I accidently dropped it without the protection and I just calmly picked it up. Afterwards my friends were saying, "What is wrong with you?"
2- When the people were singing the year 9 camp song. Music taken from "Love is all around" and the lyrics, Adam (a year 13) and another person made it up. Here goes the lyrics:
I feel it in my fingers, I feel i in my toes.
Year 9 camp is around me, and so the feeling grows.
The food was so good, the pork chops were the best.
I can't stop thinking about it, I think that I'm obsessed.
The hike was so short (yeah right), about 10000 miles long.
I am running out of words, to write in this song.
We went up and down, the mountain tops.
Our legs were like jelly, all they'd do was flop.
You know I love you, I always will.
I love the year 9 camp, that's the way that I feel.
I miss my dorm, I miss my bed.
They were rock hard, they damaged my head.
Mr. Horner was a lady, he really caught my eye.
He was so pretty, he made the boys sigh.
He really was something, somethign really fine.
Now Adam says to us now, I WANNA MAKE HIM MINE.
You know I love you, I always will.
I love the year 9 camp, that's the way that I feel.
I miss the toilets, I miss the showers,
The toilet was brown, the water was sour.
The day we went sailing, we thought that we'd keep dry.
Instead we always capsized, much to our surprise.
We were freezing cold, yet in the blazing sun.
No matter what we think though, we all just had fun!
The lady part was because there was a fashion show and models had to dress up using "environmentally friendly" materials (yea and they picked the leaves off trees *tuts*). The hike was really long...I think my friend and I hiked for like 9 hours >.<.
Submitting 2 this time so I won't forget:
1- Last year at Year 9 camp:
I borrowed my mum's camera and I had to be careful with it. I wrapped it up with 3 layers of "clothing" for it (the circly bag thingy you can pop (I have no idea what I'm talking about) a large soft cloth especially for cameras and a bag). I slept on the top bunk and my friends sleep on the bottom ones. I dropped my camera from the top to the bottom (on the mattress) by accident and I was going, "MY CAMERA! MY CAMERA!" Obviously the camera was fine and my friends were just staring at me going, "Jocelyn, you have THREE layers of protection and you dropped it on a MATTRESS." Then we headed to the beach and I got my camera out. I accidently dropped it without the protection and I just calmly picked it up. Afterwards my friends were saying, "What is wrong with you?"
2- When the people were singing the year 9 camp song. Music taken from "Love is all around" and the lyrics, Adam (a year 13) and another person made it up. Here goes the lyrics:
I feel it in my fingers, I feel i in my toes.
Year 9 camp is around me, and so the feeling grows.
The food was so good, the pork chops were the best.
I can't stop thinking about it, I think that I'm obsessed.
The hike was so short (yeah right), about 10000 miles long.
I am running out of words, to write in this song.
We went up and down, the mountain tops.
Our legs were like jelly, all they'd do was flop.
You know I love you, I always will.
I love the year 9 camp, that's the way that I feel.
I miss my dorm, I miss my bed.
They were rock hard, they damaged my head.
Mr. Horner was a lady, he really caught my eye.
He was so pretty, he made the boys sigh.
He really was something, somethign really fine.
Now Adam says to us now, I WANNA MAKE HIM MINE.
You know I love you, I always will.
I love the year 9 camp, that's the way that I feel.
I miss the toilets, I miss the showers,
The toilet was brown, the water was sour.
The day we went sailing, we thought that we'd keep dry.
Instead we always capsized, much to our surprise.
We were freezing cold, yet in the blazing sun.
No matter what we think though, we all just had fun!
The lady part was because there was a fashion show and models had to dress up using "environmentally friendly" materials (yea and they picked the leaves off trees *tuts*). The hike was really long...I think my friend and I hiked for like 9 hours >.<.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:24 pm
Christopher wrote:This is very funny. To me anyway.
Me and a few associates were in town at a local festival kinda thing and there was free stuff being given out left right and centre, one of my associates, let call him 'Doug' made it his mission to gather everything free he could.
He ran into a woman with a basket of what looked like packets of floss and he grabbed one.
An hour later he opened it to discover they were infact Tampons.
Thats soo funny.
Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:28 pm
Christopher wrote:This is very funny. To me anyway.
Me and a few associates were in town at a local festival kinda thing and there was free stuff being given out left right and centre, one of my associates, let call him 'Doug' made it his mission to gather everything free he could.
He ran into a woman with a basket of what looked like packets of floss and he grabbed one.
An hour later he opened it to discover they were infact Tampons.
I wonder what that woman thought when he took that
Thu Aug 19, 2004 4:42 pm
The Tampon thing sounds familiar to something we did to a guy in my camp. He lives in my neighborhood, so a couple of my friends and I grabbed four or five tampons of a counslers and put them in his backpack. Apparantly, he brought his bag home and his Mom saw them in the front pocket (see-through) and flipped out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TAMPONS?!?!"
Oh, the trouble I go through to get that guy into trouble. xD
Oh, the trouble I go through to get that guy into trouble. xD
Thu Aug 19, 2004 7:42 pm
Crescendo wrote:The Tampon thing sounds familiar to something we did to a guy in my camp. He lives in my neighborhood, so a couple of my friends and I grabbed four or five tampons of a counslers and put them in his backpack. Apparantly, he brought his bag home and his Mom saw them in the front pocket (see-through) and flipped out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TAMPONS?!?!"
Oh, the trouble I go through to get that guy into trouble. xD
I'm sure we could come up with 100 tampon related stories...at a camp I was at once this guy called William seemed to be aquiring them daily...