Strange Neomails!

[elsakoo]

i think this increase in begging has to do with new users from the mcdonalds promotion. Ive been getting them to, with capslock, 1's and all.

[Bluheim]

I think my favourite was when sombody challanged my Yurble.

I had posted On The BD chat for an opponent for of course my strongest Pet

I get a challange on my two week yurble. I reject.
I get sent another with the words "Dont be scared"
This time I neomailed them, saying I did post my battle pet, and to stop challenging. (The account was about a week old by the way)

They challenged again. Once again calling me a coward

So i did battle Using my HH and Hp agains him in quick succesion :twisted:

And yesterday..What do i find? "Dont be a scardy cat" On another challenge to my yurble :shock:

[hakuryu_86]

hmmm... maybe i'll save mine the next time

One very striking mail i got was about a pair of gallions I had in my trade i posted " I wonder if they'll have a clutch soon, lil gallys running around"
then i recieved a mail asking for directions to get petpets to er... *cough* do what animals do on discovery channel?

[Blake]

Gah. I hate beggers.

If they send me neomails saying "OMG LYKE UR SO RICH CAN U SEND ME SUM ITEMS PLS!!!???@!!!!1111", I send them dung. They can't complain, since they asked me for items :twisted:

Hehehe! He asked for an item, give 'em one! lol..

[Mike]

Haha lol. I would just delete the message if anything...

[Blake]

you would? ok...but i just think thats funnier. *shrugs*

[fallen_enigma]

I really like these kinds of neomails:

Them: "Hi, I tried wanted to buy the honey potion in your shop, but it won't let me. I don't know why it won't let me buy it. Will you please sell it to me?

Me: No. I'm sorry, but nothing in my shop is for sale because it is a gallery.

Them: Will you still sell me the Honey Potion?


And this person had been on neo longer than I have, so I would think they'd know that you can't sell stuff priced more than 99,999

[Blake]

yeah, tiggers. They should know. I've been on NP for four years now.

[fallen_enigma]

I've been on neo for about 3 1/2 years. But when that happened, I had only been on for about 2 1/2. But this person had been on for about 3.

[Blake]

3? It wasn't that far off but still..I'm 4 and I sometimes forget what everyone knows....never know...

[iconoplast]

And today, I think I've got a winner. I've got my Wand of Reality up in trades to see if I get any worthwhile offers on it. I've had a few decent ones, but nothing I was really interested. Now, today, this guy offers twice (somehow simultaneously) on that lot. The first offer? A wet snowball and one neopoint. The second? A mummified pepper and one neopoint. Lemme think... one neopoint, millions of neopoints, yeah, I confuse those all the time. So, like it clearly says in my wishlist, I sent him dung because it was bad enough of an offer that I wasn't even about to risk rejecting it.

get that stuff away from me whyd u send it i dont even kno u

to which I explained that his offer was beyond terrible, and I clearly said in advance that that's what would happen if I got any bad offers. To which he said

its enuf whyd u send it eww u little freak

followed by

well according to my standards that was a good offer b/c im so poor and thats all i can afford

which he sent 5 times. (I'd say it was an accidental resending, but it was a slightly different message each time.) I, for some reason, explained that I really wasn't interested in his standards, because the item was still worth significantly more, and I got

well sorry ill save up now i have 30k im at illusens quest 32 when i get to 35 i will get an Hp and i will sell it at 415k or a lab map set

as the latest response.

His account is one year old. The mind boggles. I wonder if this person really doesn't understand the word "million", or just can't do basic math, or thinks I can't do math, or what. :shock:

The best part is that he's left his items sitting as offers. *shakes head sadly*