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Have you read about stories where the main character gets to wish for something, but the genie always manages to get it to go terribly wrong? Well I thought of creating a game like this!

In this game, you can post a wish which you like to make. Then others will reply and try to find loopholes in your wording and make your wish go wrong.
Rules: you can only make one wish each time, and no wishing for extra/unlimited wishes!

Ok, here's an example:

Me: "I wish to be happy for the rest of my live!"
A way of making this wish go wrong would be: "Yes, you shall be happy for the rest of your live, but you are dying tomorrow!"


Get it? Now start wishing!

Okay....this sounds fun!

I wish for...a brand new mobile phone

Your wish is my command. However, you only receive the mobile phone, with no phone line or subscription at all.

I wish that everyone will love me!!!

Okay, *waves a magic wand* everyone loves you so much, they follow you everywhere screaming your name and you don't get a moments peace, so you have to where earplugs everywhere :P

I wish I had perfectly straight teeth!

Okay, your teeth are now in straight lines so your mouth is all stretched.
I wish to rule the world!

Yes, but you didn't specify which world. Now you are the ruler of one of those globes that teachers carry around in their classrooms.

I wish that boys weren't so confusing to girls.

Sure thing! All of the inhabitants on earth are now females.

I wish I could sing better than anyone else.

Okay, you can now sing better than anyone else, because you have an extra voicebox attached to an attentea on your head, so you look like an alien

I wish I didn't have to live above a butchers shop!

EDIT: Deleted by me!

Your wish is granted. You now live not above a butchers shop, but in one.

I wish for success in everything I do! (Edit: I did now! So you can attack my wish or the next person can attack both our wishes)

Isn't this a Wish Corrupter game?

Oh, well...

You have success in everything you do, but all you do is eat and sleep.

I wish I was on The Real World.

You are now sitting on "The Real World"..with a nice view of Outter Space,I must say.

I wish..I had a Minun plushie to match Plusle.

You get one, but in the process, you lose your Plusle plushie

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I wish that I was King of England

You become the King of England. And you have to marry a Queen, so you end up marrying Jack from Will and Grace. Nice.

I wish that I was perfect.

Your wish is granted, you are now perfect at making pig sounds.

I wish I was famous.