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You are famous, but for tossing mud at the president after the election. Nobody likes you, and you are now proclaimed as the scum of society.

I wish I wouldn't die a painful death.

You would live a painful life but die surprisingly painlessly.

I wish for straight As in my exams.

Sure! 100 is the full mark, A is an unknown figure, so I'll take it as 0.

I wish to die in outer space.

I don't like all these dying ones, they scare me....


*waves magical wand of fun* You are transported to a small capusule in outer space, where you have been provided with a bucked of red dye and a white sheet.


I wish I had a sunlolly

Here you go, you can't do anything with it though, just look at it y'know

I wish my family had a good stable close to our house for Futurist (it's a horse).

You will get a stable, but it is condemned.

I wish for... a Gerbil!

Yes, you get a gerbil - a dead one.

I wish that I will get everything I want!

O yeah, and just a reminder, do please word your wishes so that they are as flawless as possible to make it harder for others to attack it, thus making the game more fun and challenging.

Okay, but you didn't exactly tell me what you want to you get nothing!

I wish I could speak and write french fluently.

You learn how to speak and write in French fluently... however, it only works when you are in Mexico.

I wish that I had a Draik Egg that will hatch for me!

Yay for the return of Wish Corrupter!

You get a Draik Egg but when it hatches Dr Sloth pops out and turns you into a pile of sludge.

I wish I was the smartest person in the world!!!

PS: Please try and make it more original that "You are the last person in the world"

Sure now everyone else has a IQ of 0.

By the way this Wish Corrupter reminds me of the Extreme Ghostbusters episode Be Careful What You Wish For where A ghost capable of granting wishes comes to town in the form of a salesman, only his results are far from what people wanted. Eduardo unfortunately becomes his latest victim when he gets placed inside Kylie's cat.

Here is my wish. I wish you will not grant my wish.

Wow, a contradictory statement eh? But no matter, since whether I grant your wish or not you still get nothing in the end (you did not wish for anything!), and you've wasted your wish.

I wish to have a perfect life.

Your life is perfect, it's just not inside a body.

I wish...

you didn't post a wish? Ah, maybe it's an invisible wish?