Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:29 pm
Oh, my. My most favourite quote is from Fillmore! (duh!) And another from Lizzie McGuire.
Karen Tehama: Hey, can we get this motion censors shut off before O'Farrell drowns me?
Danny O'Farrell: Could you stop referring to me in the 3rd person? I'm standing right here!
Lizzie: Cuidado either means look out or blondie's about to get squished.
Karen Tehama: Hey, can we get this motion censors shut off before O'Farrell drowns me?
Danny O'Farrell: Could you stop referring to me in the 3rd person? I'm standing right here!
Lizzie: Cuidado either means look out or blondie's about to get squished.
Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:08 pm
-somone or another on portent forums.tis better to have loved and lost then to have engaged russia in a land war during winter
a website (http://www.virtualalchemist.com/item.cgi?2834) in refferance to games workshops infamous "lavatory of nurgle"Who knows what Ally Morrison was thinking when he carved this figure. We asked him once in Bugman's Tavern. He just cackled maniacally.
they are without pain.
they are without fear.
they are without number.
in our arrogance we created uncreation.
and it destroyed us
-incorrectly translated tower of uncreation, from my book-in-writing
(the correct translations a secret, dont wanna be spioling the suprise of the "final war" now do we
Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:20 pm
If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside. -- Robert Cringely
Hows that for a quote?
Hows that for a quote?
Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:37 pm
-random funnay guy.some people say there is nothing to fear but fear itself.
know what?
theyre dead
Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:09 pm
I have a couple of favorite quotes.
The first from GTA 3 and when Toni Capriani calls in Chatterbox.
Toni: "Toni!? How'd you know my name was Toni?? You tracing this call?
Cos if you are, you're gonna get real intimately acquainted
with...what your brains look like! My name ain't Toni....okay!?!"
"Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!"
Jesse "The Body" Ventura - Minnesota's governor and this is back when he was with the WWE in 1980s (The WWE was the World Wrestling Federation and still had the WWF as initials at that time).
The first from GTA 3 and when Toni Capriani calls in Chatterbox.
Toni: "Toni!? How'd you know my name was Toni?? You tracing this call?
Cos if you are, you're gonna get real intimately acquainted
with...what your brains look like! My name ain't Toni....okay!?!"
"Win if you can, lose is you must, but ALWAYS cheat!"
Jesse "The Body" Ventura - Minnesota's governor and this is back when he was with the WWE in 1980s (The WWE was the World Wrestling Federation and still had the WWF as initials at that time).
Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:43 am
"Quoting is the subsitute of wit"
ROCKY HORROR
"I made you, I can break you just as easily."
"That's no way to behave on your first day out."
"Probably some hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
"It's not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache."
"I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner."
RESERVOIR DOGS
"I don't tip."
CASABLANCA
"The Germans wore black, you wore blue."
"Of all the gin joints in all the bars in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
STAR WARS
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him"
"No. I am your father."
"The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."
"Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, Lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we can not risk-
"Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses."
"The Force is strong with this one."
"Obi-Wan Kenobi?"
"He is here."
"What makes you think so?"
"A tremor in The Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."
"Surely he must be dead by now."
"Don't underestimate The Force."
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope."
"How did my father die?"
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."
All quotes faithfully memorized by HBB, superfan extraordinaire. Hard work, but when the quotes are that awesome, it's all in good fun.
ROCKY HORROR
"I made you, I can break you just as easily."
"That's no way to behave on your first day out."
"Probably some hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
"It's not easy having a good time, even smiling makes my face ache."
"I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner."
RESERVOIR DOGS
"I don't tip."
CASABLANCA
"The Germans wore black, you wore blue."
"Of all the gin joints in all the bars in all the world, she walks into mine."
"Here's looking at you, kid."
STAR WARS
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."
"He told me enough! He told me you killed him"
"No. I am your father."
"The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."
"Our ships have sighted the Millennium Falcon, Lord. But it has entered an asteroid field and we can not risk-
"Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that ship, not excuses."
"The Force is strong with this one."
"Obi-Wan Kenobi?"
"He is here."
"What makes you think so?"
"A tremor in The Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master."
"Surely he must be dead by now."
"Don't underestimate The Force."
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi; you're my only hope."
"How did my father die?"
"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."
All quotes faithfully memorized by HBB, superfan extraordinaire. Hard work, but when the quotes are that awesome, it's all in good fun.
Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:17 am
I have a lot of quotes that I know and like for various reasons, but I'll just leave you with one for now:
"There is no social ladder on the internet; we are all one dork with many aliases." - Someone in a LiveJournal community.
"There is no social ladder on the internet; we are all one dork with many aliases." - Someone in a LiveJournal community.
Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:42 pm
I forgot 2. Ah, forget it. I'm going to be on this thread a lot.
BRANDY AND MR. WHISKERS:
Boris: What part of neit, don't you understand?
Mr. Whiskers: The ne?
Mr. Whiskers: When I grow up, I want to be a six ft. tall, blonde hair, blue eyed Texan!
ACCORDING TO JIM:
Cheryl: You got James Earl Jones to be the voice of our toilet?!
Toilet (after both Cheryl and Jim sit on it): Hello, Andy.
BLUE COLLAR TV:
Larry: (with pot on his head) Look, I'm a pothead! (if this one is unappropriate, please remove it.)
Larry: What's the number for 911?
BRANDY AND MR. WHISKERS:
Boris: What part of neit, don't you understand?
Mr. Whiskers: The ne?
Mr. Whiskers: When I grow up, I want to be a six ft. tall, blonde hair, blue eyed Texan!
ACCORDING TO JIM:
Cheryl: You got James Earl Jones to be the voice of our toilet?!
Toilet (after both Cheryl and Jim sit on it): Hello, Andy.
BLUE COLLAR TV:
Larry: (with pot on his head) Look, I'm a pothead! (if this one is unappropriate, please remove it.)
Larry: What's the number for 911?
Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:48 pm
Here's another few favorite quotes:
Save the planet...it's the only one that has chocolate.
Florida:The Plywood State
Save the planet...it's the only one that has chocolate.
Florida:The Plywood State
Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:16 am
Dawn2 wrote:Nessa wrote:" A career? I've thought about this quite a bit sir and I would have to say considering what's waiting out there for me, I don't want to sell anything, buy anything or process anything as a career. I dont want to sell anything bought or processed or buy anything sold or processed or repair anything sold, bought or processed as a career. I dont want to do that. My father's in the army. He wants me to join, but I can't work for that corporation, so what I've been doing lately is kick-boxing, which is a new sport...as far as career longevity, I dont really know. I cant figure it all out tonight, sir, so I'm just gonna hang with your daughter."
A gold star to anyone who knows who said it and what movie its from.
Is it from the movie My Boss's Daughter, perhaps? By the way- that's a complete guess.
About a week ago, my friends Becky and Mitchell went to lunch with me, and somehow started talking about Native Americans.
Becky: What kind of sports do you think [Native Americans] played?
Mitchell: The probably played tag. And maybe dodgeball with a stone.
Yeah, I guess you had to be there. And another friend of mine, Tony, said something I find particularly funny.Dude... your duck looks like a lopsided version of Britney Spears.
I would advise you not to ask.
Nope, its not My Bosses Daughter, I do have that one though, its funny.
I'm dying to ask about the duck..but I won't.
"Confidence comes from stupidity, stupidity comes from confidence." -My friend Rob.
Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:14 pm
kellsy PWNS joo for companie
said that to my friend earlier today...
well i thought it was funny.
I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps... a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection.
puffin magicians signiture on portent, interestingly (to me anyway) the word perfect was miss-spelled as prefect
i have some profound rubbish, but its in the book -no, not that the book but my the book.
and thats upstairs so for now, we have.
(me)dont follow blindly.
follow with your eyes open
and
(nightbringer, a book by grahem mcneill)evey human is but a spark in the shadows.
may that we all burn as bright
Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:02 pm
Hasta laviata, baby!
Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:10 pm
assimilate this!
best. startrek. qoute. ever.
best. startrek. qoute. ever.
Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:21 pm
"People don't act up, they act out."--I believe that too.
Fri Sep 24, 2004 11:42 pm
"I got a pimple you could build a giftshop on on mah back there. Would you mind poppin it?"
"He was madder'n a guy with a harelip trying to order Worcester sauce in a steak house."
"I had a sister. She had lots of moles. We called her Moley. Then she became a born 'gain Christian, and we started callin' her Holy Moley."
- Larry the Cable Guy
"Hi! I forgot to feed the gerbil, and it ate its own foot! Now it's with Jesus! And then I tried baptising all the gerbil babies, but they drowned. So if you see Jesus up there in outer space, tell him to take the gerbil babies, a'cause they're Christian."
"I really wish I had my daisy stockings on, but I buried them in the backyard so that they'd grow and now I can't find 'em."
- Dot from Mad TV
"Stop being such economic girlie men."
-AHNOLD, GOVNAH OF CALEEFORNYA
"He was madder'n a guy with a harelip trying to order Worcester sauce in a steak house."
"I had a sister. She had lots of moles. We called her Moley. Then she became a born 'gain Christian, and we started callin' her Holy Moley."
- Larry the Cable Guy
"Hi! I forgot to feed the gerbil, and it ate its own foot! Now it's with Jesus! And then I tried baptising all the gerbil babies, but they drowned. So if you see Jesus up there in outer space, tell him to take the gerbil babies, a'cause they're Christian."
"I really wish I had my daisy stockings on, but I buried them in the backyard so that they'd grow and now I can't find 'em."
- Dot from Mad TV
"Stop being such economic girlie men."
-AHNOLD, GOVNAH OF CALEEFORNYA