A Teacher and a Student

Ziggy · **Posted:** Tue Nov 02, 2004 3:29 am

An oldie but a goodie:

Student: Teacher, this summer my Uncle Jonah got swallowed by a whale.

Teacher: Oh, that's depressing. Are you okay?

Student: Yeah, I still want to ask him a few questions about the whole trip when I get to heaven.

Teacher: What if your uncle didn't go to heaven?

Student: Then you can ask him for me!

Jen · **Posts:** 974 **Joined:** Tue Jun 29, 2004 1:56 pm

I love that joke.
Heard it before, but a slightly different version.

.:Requiem:. · **Posted:** Wed Nov 03, 2004 12:56 am

Hahahaha! I didn't get it for a second. :dumb:

rei · **Posted:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:29 am

that was a funny joke. some of my freinds dont have a sense of humor. :roflol:

White_Wolf · **Posted:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:28 am

The teacher had it comming asking the little boy something like that.

DM was on fire! · **Posted:** Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:56 pm

That's better than my joke of the teacher and the student.

Pimboli · **Posts:** 207 **Joined:** Mon May 31, 2004 6:20 am

I really wanna try that :3

sounds like fun!

the_mongoose2020 · **Posted:** Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:17 pm

That's really funny :roflol:

Maroon · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2004 7:12 am

I have heard it but its still funny! :roflol:

StormCloude · **Posted:** Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:08 am

I should try that. Knowing my teachers they would ask a question that dumb. And I would gladly reply.

Wolven Spirits · **Posted:** Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:05 am

hahah XDD that ones good, hehe^__^

AFI_Sorrow · **Posted:** Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:41 am

White_Wolf wrote:

The teacher had it comming asking the little boy something like that.

Heh, true! Sounds like my algebra teacher. We were learning about speed one day and he said...

"Everything has speed, kids. Everything! Even you. What are you guys into nowadays? Cars? ...Bullets?"

That joke was pretty funny. I didn't get it at first. My humor has a delayed reaction. ^__^

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