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I am not making fun blondes, because that's mean.
Once there was a blonde who walked into a store. She asked the guy, 'How much for the TV?' and he said, 'Sorry, I don't sell to blondes.'
The next day, the blonde was wearing a disguise that made her look like a soothsayer. She stepped in and said, 'How much for the TV?' and he said, 'Sorry, I don't sell to blondes.'
The next day after that, the blonde dressed up as a blue troll and went to the store. She asked the guy, 'How much for the TV?' and he said, 'Sorry, I don't sell to blondes.'
Finally, the blonde was flustered. The next day after that, she stormed in, blonde and all, and demanded of the shopkeeper, 'HOW DO YOU KEEP FIGURING OUT THAT I'M A BLONDE?' and the shopkeeper replied, ''cause that's a microwave.'
o.o You may have heard it before.
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