Anything and everything goes in here... within reason.
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Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:30 am

Jen wrote:They don't want the parents going to the office to see all the kids that are injured.


That actually could be a reason. I was once in the nurse's office from 12:00 to 2:40 (I puked in the lunchroom and they couldn't get a hold of my mom so they kept me there). Like, eight or more kids showed up there because they were either injured or sick.
Then again that school sucked in so many ways, so the teachers could've not been keeping an eye on them at recess (man, we were in 5th grade and we only got recess once a week. ONCE A WEEK. But that's beyond the point).

ANYWAY, enough of my offtopicness. Carry on with your discussion. :P

Sun Nov 21, 2004 4:05 am

-I always wonder why when you go to a restaraunt , everything on the menu looks immaculate and when you order it and you get it, they just slap it on a place and add a ten dollar price tag to it.
-One time I was in bed then I randomly asked myslef, "Does God speak every language?"
-In Spanish, most nouns have a gender. Like "los zapatos" (the shoes) is masculine or "la falda" (the skirt) is feminine. Why doesn't English have gender nouns?
-I used wonder what the number two on a pencil meant. Then I found out. http://thealmightyguru.com/Pointless/PencilGrades.html

Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:34 am

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

XD

Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:39 am

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


A turtle cannot live without it's shell. A turtle is fused to it's shell.

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Most likely a box.

Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:08 pm

ahoteinrun wrote:
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?


A turtle cannot live without it's shell. A turtle is fused to it's shell.

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Most likely a box.

Party pooper


Full Metal Alchemist wrote:What is in 2% milk cheese? WHAT'S THE OTHER 98%?


The 2% is refering to the amount of Milk Fat.

Sun Nov 21, 2004 6:49 pm

Maureen wrote:-In Spanish, most nouns have a gender. Like "los zapatos" (the shoes) is masculine or "la falda" (the skirt) is feminine. Why doesn't English have gender nouns?


Because English is I think the most complicated language. :P

Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:39 pm

If salt kills snails, how come the salt water in the ocean doesn't kill sea snails?

Sun Nov 21, 2004 8:05 pm

Why do they call them building when they're already built?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?


Take a clue from Speed: Shoot the hostage.

Sun Nov 21, 2004 9:54 pm

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?



And life is hard compared to what?

Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:20 pm

Smart Duck wrote:Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?


thats not the only thing that unnerves me about doctors... but that's a whole different story (aah, life in the med school)

Mon Nov 22, 2004 3:30 am

If crows are may a noise called crowing, why isn't the noise by a robin called robing or something?

What are frozen hotdogs called?

Why are milkfish called milkfish when it doesn't give milk, taste like milk, or remotely even LOOK like milk?

Mon Nov 22, 2004 4:29 am

I love this paradox.

If we are all unique, then wouldn't we all have something in common?
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