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I think having jelly beans stuck up my nose by monkeys would be worse...

Very small monkeys

To choke on a fly that you inhaled while going very fast on a downhill bikeride.

The same way Elvis died.

Elvis died on a toilet didn't he?....yeah, that is a stupid way to die.

Check out the Darwin Awards Look at "Constipated Elephant". Yeuch.....what a way to die......

I'll give ya a clue.....

haha! I've read the darwin awards book... i remember that one

Who could forget that one?! Suffocation under elephant poop?! I wonder what they'd say at the funeral.....

The Darwin Awards is a riot! Possibly every undignified way to die all collated on one site....aaahhh.......

The Darwin Awards are awesome. I don't remember the whole story, but this one guy was trying to climb over a really high fence or something and he fell over the other side and rolled down a hill and died because he got a branch shoved too far up him bum when he landed.

I think getting a penny stuck up your nose is rather silly.

haha

Yeah but some of the Darwin awards are a bit sick....

Drowning in a toilet would be pretty bad.

If it'd be possible to burp out any vital organs that might be a shameful and wrong way to die.

I've never seen those Darwin Awards before, but they look hilarious! XD

Hmm though... I suppose tripping on the family dog and bashing your head open on the kitchen floor would be pretty embarassing.

By my own stupidity. If I got a Darwin Award, that would be the worst way to die.

Well. I know how i'm going to die.
In a freak horse related accident.
You see, my horse has a tendancy to race under trees trying to scrape off riders, so I figure i'll be in Hawaii, for some reason, with my horse. And we'll be riding around when he goes racing off. Now then, he ducks me under a wonky palm tree and WHACK! lops my head right off, ditches my body whilst my head goes rolling down a hill. SMACK DAB into a patch of lava. Of course, all the flesh and a lot of the bone is burned off, until my head hits the water...
now somehow, it ends up in the amazon. And it's found by an undiscovered tribe of natives. The natives then decide that my head was actually a sign of war and stick my head on a pole and worship me as a god (Finally!).
Now then. My body?
Well my horse, being the evil jerk that he is just left me to be eaten alive. But i'm not. Along comes a pack of rabid mongooses (escaped in hawaii for some reason), and they just gobble me right up... leaving the bones.
Now along toddle some pelicans and thinking about how smart they are, they pick up my bones and fly off back to Canada and die whilst trying to fly there after choking on my bones. Poor things.
Of course, this means that my body is scattered to the four winds. And that eventually I will become part of the ecosystem. (Except for my pelvis which ends up conking out a certain former pop star) I mean she said it best didn't she.
"Hit me baby one more time".

And thats how i'll die. Kinda embarssing if you think about it.