Funny Neomails!

[Azzie]

Once after i had posted on the neoboards someone neomailed me saying

wow i like ur uni and wocky are they up for adption

considering i had not said anywhere that i was intending to give them up and they had been with me for 4 years..she kinda jumped the gun. I just replied saying that i was not ever intending to give any of my pets up for adoption.

[blues-maroo]

Yay, my first funny neomail! feeling like an important neopian, now:

"your stupid,you sayd in your shop all your pricesare lower than 100 np.ibouth something 159np"


What i have on my shop description is: "You will always find here health, bakery and main food shop items for less than 100 NP's."

But to avoid these I add an "at least one" do the description. Guess it's clearer now.
But the gentleman in question could have made his point on a more diplomatic way.

Or at least, he could have done so in english.

[Qanda]

I have posted these on old screenie threads before so some of you may find it familiar:





The last one was from a PPT member, in fact.

[Masquerade]

NO fait i want to have painted pets, did you paint them your self or adopt them??? cause' on my old account got hacked and now all my cash is gone. you are sooo lucky!

I just got this, i went to confirm whether or not this user had painted pets, turns out she had a robot acara...

[maruka]

if ur on can i plz try to get u to plz let me have some free money

I just got this. Feel like replying: THere's no free lunch/money in this world.

[mercurius]

I never get any of these neomails. Even long ago when I was more active on the site I only got a request from one girl asking if her female faerie ixi could date my male faerie ixi. I was like, no sorry that's discusting.